Spiritual-Master's definitions

Postmodern Common Sense

1. form of logic reserved for common people
2. objectively unverifiable form of logic
3. form of logic that minimizes or eliminates
the highly specialized hair-splitting,
perpetuitous analysis that helps us
appear more intelligent than the masses.
4. form of a logic non-expert in nature.
The new modern definition of Common Sense was written by an honorable standing member of the judiciary.

The judiciary considers the use of postmodern Common Sense in the courtroom to be very contemptuous and highly offensive.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

IBUD day

The secret code for International Break up day.

Frank: Hey Bud, what are you buying your girlfriend for valentines day tomorrow?
Bud: Shut up frank I am Bud and will celebrate IBUD day this year instead of valentines day.

Frank: Thanks for the heads up Bud we may become Eskimo brothers soon. What kind of flowers and candy does she like?

by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021

Postmodern civil rights

Civil rights were formerly things like the right to life, liberty, and property

More recently things like the right not to be offended and the right to marry insects.

Annabelle is fighting for her "postmodern civil rights" she wishes to consummate her marriage to a dung beetle.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

special appearance

What you make every time I see you through the eyes of my father. That which is created beautiful and perfect in every detail. The Self-evident charm every time you show up.

You made a special appearance and became your father's miracle on the day you were born.

by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021

Res Judicata

1. legal term describing revolving door used to give the bum's rush out the courtroom to the poor people 2. Latin term means, "we made up our mind before you came in and this procedure covers our ass." 3. legal doctrine used to deny the poor people a full and fair hearing on the merits 4. legal tool used to create the illusion of due process.

The judge said, "I did not understand what due process meant."
The judge said: "due process was their right to process my fines due."
The court used a fancy Latin term called Res Judicata to justify disrespecting my right of due process.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

BOB

Body Of Believer. The code and nickname of all believers in a spiritual afterlife. The son of "Lord Bud" (The Holy Okie) is Robert A McKinney a sacrificed RAM. Sacrificing his Horns he became a polled sheep that could not butt heads with other rams. Should you argue on the opposite side of this truth you will reveal yourself a fool, because. My truth will not argue back, (NO BUTTING HEADS) nor will it change just because you refuse to accept it and believe it. Bob will just stand there self-evident while you are looking like a fool.

I am the Public Defender of my son BOB. I protect his exclusively private right to believe in the Holy Okie. I forbid him from holding any public office. He has been instructed to reserve, invoke, and exercise his fifth amendment right to remain silent and has not spoken since my death of lung cancer on August 13, 1999. Do you know anyone more trustworthy than a man who has not told a lie in 22years?

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

Political Movement

synonymous with Bowel Movement. The stink permeates society when politics enter every aspect of private life. Shit, that is really unpopular but no one is brave enough to flush it for good. Politically Activated morons.

I would love to flush the political movement down the toilet, but if I open my mouth I feel the taste may never go away.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022