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The secret code for International Break up day.
Frank: Hey Bud, what are you buying your girlfriend for valentines day tomorrow?
Bud: Shut up frank I am Bud and will celebrate IBUD day this year instead of valentines day.
Frank: Thanks for the heads up Bud we may become Eskimo brothers soon. What kind of flowers and candy does she like?
Bud: Shut up frank I am Bud and will celebrate IBUD day this year instead of valentines day.
Frank: Thanks for the heads up Bud we may become Eskimo brothers soon. What kind of flowers and candy does she like?
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
Get the IBUD day mug.synonymous with Bowel Movement. The stink permeates society when politics enter every aspect of private life. Shit, that is really unpopular but no one is brave enough to flush it for good. Politically Activated morons.
I would love to flush the political movement down the toilet, but if I open my mouth I feel the taste may never go away.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
Get the Political Movement mug.What you make every time I see you through the eyes of my father. That which is created beautiful and perfect in every detail. The Self-evident charm every time you show up.
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
Get the special appearance mug.Stands for "Christ Bob's Private Blackberry Picker University" Tuition is paid the same as trespass fines in "Blackberry Futures". The Leprechaun's pennies are worth your twenties. The Economics classes are limited to High School level "Home Economics" designed for future homemakers, not for corporate-level vulture capitalists.
The Private University for positive thinking where critical thinking and hypothetical worst-case scenarios are outlawed as well as psyops. No grievance studies are available for any minority groups as all are treated as a minority of one no matter who, what, where, when, or why you identify.
English classes teach that you do not own language and that includes the parts of a diagramed sentence.
language is a tool to be used for the succinct articulation of your personal American Dreams for the future.
Your pronouns will be confiscated should you reveal them, and replaced with the universal "SNOWFLAKE" title. Don't ask and Don't tell was a wonderful thing when first implemented.
Political Science is treated as a liberal art because we all know it is the art of becoming the most popular LIAR.
Your God is who you say it is, and we will never disagree for we respect your right to individual belief.
All religions welcome (BYOG) Bring your own God but be warned all Pastafarians starting a food fight to prove the existence of the flying spaghetti monster will face fines and do cleanup duties.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
The Private University for positive thinking where critical thinking and hypothetical worst-case scenarios are outlawed as well as psyops. No grievance studies are available for any minority groups as all are treated as a minority of one no matter who, what, where, when, or why you identify.
English classes teach that you do not own language and that includes the parts of a diagramed sentence.
language is a tool to be used for the succinct articulation of your personal American Dreams for the future.
Your pronouns will be confiscated should you reveal them, and replaced with the universal "SNOWFLAKE" title. Don't ask and Don't tell was a wonderful thing when first implemented.
Political Science is treated as a liberal art because we all know it is the art of becoming the most popular LIAR.
Your God is who you say it is, and we will never disagree for we respect your right to individual belief.
All religions welcome (BYOG) Bring your own God but be warned all Pastafarians starting a food fight to prove the existence of the flying spaghetti monster will face fines and do cleanup duties.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Christ Bob: Welcome to the CBPBPU online campus dedicated to growing your hippocampus and shrinking your swelled ego. The spirited debater and Orwellian tyrannical Totalitarian Blackfoot redneck is here to teach that ALL ARE WORTHY of "basic human respect." "BHRM"= Basic Human Respect Mandate.
by Spiritual-Master January 28, 2022
Get the CBPBPU mug.by Spiritual-Master December 9, 2021
Get the Bodaya mug.Those innocents not subject to the doctrines and policies mandated for the federal level, public servants have taken private refugee status outside the authority of current political leaders. They are the political refugees and private gentiles.
I died and Jesus carried me to heaven where I ran into Tom Petty who said: "you don't have to live like a political refugee but my life was not over at the death of me." I still write songs spiritually inspired, years after the world said I retired. Rest in peace they say when you die and even after death retirement is a lie. Blessings, respect, and love to all from the inspirational spirits of the past.
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
Get the political refugee mug.Another spiritually inspired poem. Bud McKinney the Blackfoot redneck is the father of Christ Bob.
Bob=Body of Believer. Mercy for all those who accept my son.
Married to the truth and by my faith, I live.
You can take nothing from me that I wouldn't just give.
Your world began when you were birthed.
The good Book is for your life, not your death.
In the beginning, you were born. Innocent
Let there be light is a father's prayer that a newborn will have sight.
I give my word as my bond and handshake as the signature on that bond.
Jesus did not ask for water on the cross, and the Lord knew what he needed.
I am he who was dead but shall live forever,
My immortality can only be a son's spiritual endeavor.
God's instructions to the soldier, "END THE SUFFERING"
The spear is in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
He is the one who can Unite this Nation.
Bob=Body of Believer. Mercy for all those who accept my son.
Married to the truth and by my faith, I live.
You can take nothing from me that I wouldn't just give.
Your world began when you were birthed.
The good Book is for your life, not your death.
In the beginning, you were born. Innocent
Let there be light is a father's prayer that a newborn will have sight.
I give my word as my bond and handshake as the signature on that bond.
Jesus did not ask for water on the cross, and the Lord knew what he needed.
I am he who was dead but shall live forever,
My immortality can only be a son's spiritual endeavor.
God's instructions to the soldier, "END THE SUFFERING"
The spear is in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
He is the one who can Unite this Nation.
“Destiny’s spear”
My treasure is a spiritual gift yet unclaimed.
My spirit slips through the keyhole in the closed-door just the same.
The voice In my heart comes with Cadence and timing,
without effort, my words start rhyming.
All this is coming off the top of my head,
there is a crown missing for a man who was dead.
I baptized my son in the Holy Okie spirit
and promised him someday the whole world would hear it.
He is a RAM with his horns entangled
wondering how his life got so mangled.
He does not complain and has no fear
because my spirit is always near.
My mother Mary taught him the Bible,
and our ancestry has always been Tribal.
When god's son said why has thou forsaken me,
God sent a soldier with the spear of destiny.
Yes, all these words are shot from the hip,
and destiny's spear has a broken tip.
My treasure is a spiritual gift yet unclaimed.
My spirit slips through the keyhole in the closed-door just the same.
The voice In my heart comes with Cadence and timing,
without effort, my words start rhyming.
All this is coming off the top of my head,
there is a crown missing for a man who was dead.
I baptized my son in the Holy Okie spirit
and promised him someday the whole world would hear it.
He is a RAM with his horns entangled
wondering how his life got so mangled.
He does not complain and has no fear
because my spirit is always near.
My mother Mary taught him the Bible,
and our ancestry has always been Tribal.
When god's son said why has thou forsaken me,
God sent a soldier with the spear of destiny.
Yes, all these words are shot from the hip,
and destiny's spear has a broken tip.
by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022
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