Spiritual-Master's definitions
1. legal term describing revolving door used to give the bum's rush out the courtroom to the poor people 2. Latin term means, "we made up our mind before you came in and this procedure covers our ass." 3. legal doctrine used to deny the poor people a full and fair hearing on the merits 4. legal tool used to create the illusion of due process.
The judge said, "I did not understand what due process meant."
The judge said: "due process was their right to process my fines due."
The court used a fancy Latin term called Res Judicata to justify disrespecting my right of due process.
The judge said: "due process was their right to process my fines due."
The court used a fancy Latin term called Res Judicata to justify disrespecting my right of due process.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the Res Judicatamug. Body Of Believer. The code and nickname of all believers in a spiritual afterlife. The son of "Lord Bud" (The Holy Okie) is Robert A McKinney a sacrificed RAM. Sacrificing his Horns he became a polled sheep that could not butt heads with other rams. Should you argue on the opposite side of this truth you will reveal yourself a fool, because. My truth will not argue back, (NO BUTTING HEADS) nor will it change just because you refuse to accept it and believe it. Bob will just stand there self-evident while you are looking like a fool.
I am the Public Defender of my son BOB. I protect his exclusively private right to believe in the Holy Okie. I forbid him from holding any public office. He has been instructed to reserve, invoke, and exercise his fifth amendment right to remain silent and has not spoken since my death of lung cancer on August 13, 1999. Do you know anyone more trustworthy than a man who has not told a lie in 22years?
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
Get the BOBmug. 1. thinking usually independent of and unaffected by objective reality 2. the process of using legal terms to alter, create or deny reality 3. process used to maintain or assist the status quo, power structure, and the resourceful and effective 4. a thought process commonly raised to the level of stupidity while maintaining the appearance of brilliance 5. sometimes called inverted intelligence.
The judge used his superior powers of Legal Analysis to determine my guilt despite knowing I was at the golf course with him at the time the crime was committed.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the Legal Analysismug. 1. Brainwashed Stupid Politically Activated, Moron, and Robotic Thinkers
2. A political science Major taking any grievance studies class
3. Someone looking in the past for a villain to hold responsible for their emotional weaknesses.
4. A perpetually offended fragile Snowflake who is academically concluded.
2. A political science Major taking any grievance studies class
3. Someone looking in the past for a villain to hold responsible for their emotional weaknesses.
4. A perpetually offended fragile Snowflake who is academically concluded.
Secretary: Hey, Boss you interviewed four candidates for the opening today. How did it go?
Boss: Not good every one of them fits a different definition of a BSPAM-BOT.
Secretary: There is an old veteran coming to interview tomorrow at 10;30am
Boss: call and tell him he is hired and to show up when the shift starts.
Boss: Not good every one of them fits a different definition of a BSPAM-BOT.
Secretary: There is an old veteran coming to interview tomorrow at 10;30am
Boss: call and tell him he is hired and to show up when the shift starts.
by Spiritual-Master February 23, 2022
Get the BSPAM-BOTmug. To Die and retire from Public life retaining the Praise, Honor, and Glory received while alive and passing that spiritual gift to posterity. To teach and learn in the spirit of your father. A well-hidden scholarship program created by successfully targeting and hacking selected sites with the suffix .edu AKA top-secret GI bill.
I learned Blackberry horticulture at OSU.edu for free using the top-secret Gi bill known as Secret Emeritus. Now I can start a Blackberry Pickers labor union.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
Get the Secret Emeritusmug. My personal Time machine allows me to go backward in time for the purpose of enjoying the good experiences of my past lived life.
Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.
Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.
I remember when sex was safe and hang gliding was dangerous but that is a wonderful nostalgic memory.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
Get the nostalgic memorymug. My secret occupation or side hustle. I make $2 a gallon picking Blackberries on the plantation.
I named My guitar the Blackberry.
I named My guitar the Blackberry.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the Oklahoma Blackberry Pickermug.