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To Die and retire from Public life retaining the Praise, Honor, and Glory received while alive and passing that spiritual gift to posterity. To teach and learn in the spirit of your father. A well-hidden scholarship program created by successfully targeting and hacking selected sites with the suffix .edu AKA top-secret GI bill.
I learned Blackberry horticulture at OSU.edu for free using the top-secret Gi bill known as Secret Emeritus. Now I can start a Blackberry Pickers labor union.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
Get the Secret Emeritus mug.1. Brainwashed Stupid Politically Activated, Moron, and Robotic Thinkers
2. A political science Major taking any grievance studies class
3. Someone looking in the past for a villain to hold responsible for their emotional weaknesses.
4. A perpetually offended fragile Snowflake who is academically concluded.
2. A political science Major taking any grievance studies class
3. Someone looking in the past for a villain to hold responsible for their emotional weaknesses.
4. A perpetually offended fragile Snowflake who is academically concluded.
Secretary: Hey, Boss you interviewed four candidates for the opening today. How did it go?
Boss: Not good every one of them fits a different definition of a BSPAM-BOT.
Secretary: There is an old veteran coming to interview tomorrow at 10;30am
Boss: call and tell him he is hired and to show up when the shift starts.
Boss: Not good every one of them fits a different definition of a BSPAM-BOT.
Secretary: There is an old veteran coming to interview tomorrow at 10;30am
Boss: call and tell him he is hired and to show up when the shift starts.
by Spiritual-Master February 23, 2022
Get the BSPAM-BOT mug.1. legal term describing revolving door used to give the bum's rush out the courtroom to the poor people 2. Latin term means, "we made up our mind before you came in and this procedure covers our ass." 3. legal doctrine used to deny the poor people a full and fair hearing on the merits 4. legal tool used to create the illusion of due process.
The judge said, "I did not understand what due process meant."
The judge said: "due process was their right to process my fines due."
The court used a fancy Latin term called Res Judicata to justify disrespecting my right of due process.
The judge said: "due process was their right to process my fines due."
The court used a fancy Latin term called Res Judicata to justify disrespecting my right of due process.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the Res Judicata mug.My personal Time machine allows me to go backward in time for the purpose of enjoying the good experiences of my past lived life.
Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.
Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.
I remember when sex was safe and hang gliding was dangerous but that is a wonderful nostalgic memory.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
Get the nostalgic memory mug.Body Of Believer. The code and nickname of all believers in a spiritual afterlife. The son of "Lord Bud" (The Holy Okie) is Robert A McKinney a sacrificed RAM. Sacrificing his Horns he became a polled sheep that could not butt heads with other rams. Should you argue on the opposite side of this truth you will reveal yourself a fool, because. My truth will not argue back, (NO BUTTING HEADS) nor will it change just because you refuse to accept it and believe it. Bob will just stand there self-evident while you are looking like a fool.
I am the Public Defender of my son BOB. I protect his exclusively private right to believe in the Holy Okie. I forbid him from holding any public office. He has been instructed to reserve, invoke, and exercise his fifth amendment right to remain silent and has not spoken since my death of lung cancer on August 13, 1999. Do you know anyone more trustworthy than a man who has not told a lie in 22years?
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
Get the BOB mug.Stands for "Christ Bob's Private Blackberry Picker University" Tuition is paid the same as trespass fines in "Blackberry Futures". The Leprechaun's pennies are worth your twenties. The Economics classes are limited to High School level "Home Economics" designed for future homemakers, not for corporate-level vulture capitalists.
The Private University for positive thinking where critical thinking and hypothetical worst-case scenarios are outlawed as well as psyops. No grievance studies are available for any minority groups as all are treated as a minority of one no matter who, what, where, when, or why you identify.
English classes teach that you do not own language and that includes the parts of a diagramed sentence.
language is a tool to be used for the succinct articulation of your personal American Dreams for the future.
Your pronouns will be confiscated should you reveal them, and replaced with the universal "SNOWFLAKE" title. Don't ask and Don't tell was a wonderful thing when first implemented.
Political Science is treated as a liberal art because we all know it is the art of becoming the most popular LIAR.
Your God is who you say it is, and we will never disagree for we respect your right to individual belief.
All religions welcome (BYOG) Bring your own God but be warned all Pastafarians starting a food fight to prove the existence of the flying spaghetti monster will face fines and do cleanup duties.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
The Private University for positive thinking where critical thinking and hypothetical worst-case scenarios are outlawed as well as psyops. No grievance studies are available for any minority groups as all are treated as a minority of one no matter who, what, where, when, or why you identify.
English classes teach that you do not own language and that includes the parts of a diagramed sentence.
language is a tool to be used for the succinct articulation of your personal American Dreams for the future.
Your pronouns will be confiscated should you reveal them, and replaced with the universal "SNOWFLAKE" title. Don't ask and Don't tell was a wonderful thing when first implemented.
Political Science is treated as a liberal art because we all know it is the art of becoming the most popular LIAR.
Your God is who you say it is, and we will never disagree for we respect your right to individual belief.
All religions welcome (BYOG) Bring your own God but be warned all Pastafarians starting a food fight to prove the existence of the flying spaghetti monster will face fines and do cleanup duties.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Christ Bob: Welcome to the CBPBPU online campus dedicated to growing your hippocampus and shrinking your swelled ego. The spirited debater and Orwellian tyrannical Totalitarian Blackfoot redneck is here to teach that ALL ARE WORTHY of "basic human respect." "BHRM"= Basic Human Respect Mandate.
by Spiritual-Master January 28, 2022
Get the CBPBPU mug.1. when one feels they have no privacy to pursue the American dream because their American dream is to be exclusively private and void from the presumptions of having a right or privilege to a public opinion.
2. the feeling that everyone but you is controlled by public policy written for ZOMBIES, by ZOMBIES.
3. Being a naturally curious person and waking up in a world with no more secrets to discover.
4. A world in which having public opinions is mandatory, and seeking the truth is outlawed.
2. the feeling that everyone but you is controlled by public policy written for ZOMBIES, by ZOMBIES.
3. Being a naturally curious person and waking up in a world with no more secrets to discover.
4. A world in which having public opinions is mandatory, and seeking the truth is outlawed.
You cannot possibly know everything about me and in this transparent nightmare, you are not allowed to ask me questions. No interview for the job. No surveys, and no interrogation. My future plans have become the most intriguing plans on earth but The ZOMBIES do not care as they have lost all curiosity.
by Spiritual-Master January 20, 2022
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