Spiritual-Master's definitions

nostalgic memory

My personal Time machine allows me to go backward in time for the purpose of enjoying the good experiences of my past lived life.

Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.

I remember when sex was safe and hang gliding was dangerous but that is a wonderful nostalgic memory.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

Res Judicata

1. legal term describing revolving door used to give the bum's rush out the courtroom to the poor people 2. Latin term means, "we made up our mind before you came in and this procedure covers our ass." 3. legal doctrine used to deny the poor people a full and fair hearing on the merits 4. legal tool used to create the illusion of due process.

The judge said, "I did not understand what due process meant."
The judge said: "due process was their right to process my fines due."
The court used a fancy Latin term called Res Judicata to justify disrespecting my right of due process.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Modern chronology

My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.

Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

Female prerogative

In the past was called the "woman's prerogative" Was the privilege or right to change her mind. Predominately used to seek divorce and upgrade her natural selection of a male partner without it being called a lack of commitment to her first choice. A woman can be trusted with a man's heart and gives this up as she knows romantic love is a myth without mutual commitment.

Bill: Hey Eric should I ask Karen out on a date?
Eric: Karen has created more Eskimo brothers than I can count and has not given up her Female Prerogative.

by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022

Halos and Horns

The NACLU scam is doing good business as famous people start swapping the letters of their names and laughing at themselves in the mirror while going $18 a day in debt to the leprechaun Tyrant,,,
An old song was gifted with inspirational help from T̶o̶m̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ Pom Teddy while working as a lowly road hand For a band/Gang whose name changes From RAM BOB and the Savage Gang To Bob Christ and the second coming depending on the mood and temperament of the obnoxious son of a time-traveling Judge. M̶i̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶C̶y̶r̶u̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶T̶o̶m̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ are gifted a song for the movie by Dolly Parton OOPS PollyDarton. Now that the leprechaun switch code was Broken The famous flood the Plantation with laughter using their new names without being offended or Butt hurt. T̶h̶e̶ ̶O̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶o̶n̶g̶ The new song is a hit for Both bands as it is covered by the Savage Gang and the second coming in two different styles or genres.

LORD BUD: Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.

After hearing both versions.

Polly Darton: I don't give a rats ass what the critics think I liked it both ways. OOPS, that didn't sound right stop...I meant to articulate it this way. Halos and Horns was good music no matter HOW you PLAY it.

by Spiritual-Master February 4, 2022

The Holy Okie

A new code for the shaman deity that has united the tribal nation-states of America. Also called The Great Spirit. As cultures collide some struggle while others secretly evolve and thrive through the generations. The Irish Godfather provided whimsical levity and humor for his children so they may accept Unicorns, Leprechauns, and Gnomes into the new storytelling traditions. The pursuit of happiness requires laughter and the Holy Okie is an Irish Choctaw Bud that grew from a seed the Choctaw planted during the Irish potato famine fourteen years after the trail of tears.

Jesus carried the Spirit of "Lord Bud" into my heart, and he became the content of my Character, He is the judge of all that I do. He found me guilty and gave me a life sentence as an indentured servant to him that created me. I am my father's crowning Glory and only the Holy Okie may tell my story.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

international break up day

The day you break up with your girlfriend. The official date is February 13, so that you can save the cost of flowers and candy normally expected on the next day by the girlfriend. Spend the money on yourself and enjoy IBUD day.

"International break up day" will free up some money this year. On Valentine's day, I will reward myself with a Bass Boat, Harley, or Hooker. I deserve it because I am a financial genius. Long live IBUD day!

by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021