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Judicial Efficiency

1. Any and all measures are taken to avoid jury trials.
2. Synonymous with the term Injustice and the phrase "fuck, we don't have time for you."
3. That which takes priority over full and fair justice.
4. Term commonly applied to justify a Judge's Judicial Misconduct.
The judicial administrators should modernize their lexicon in the name of judicial Efficiency.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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90-day-stay

This is the shortest vacation package offered by the company that created the county vacation. Normally priced at simple direct contempt of court, but could be offered at a lower price if your situation requires a short cool-down period or we need to check out your background and past activities. The travel agency used to Book these great vacation packages is owned and operated by the Holy Okie, leprechaun Spirit. When we create a future offer you will be the first to hear it.

Add paid for by the Blackfoot Redneck Holy Okie Lepreprechaun travel agency.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Jeff: Hey Bill did anyone go with you on your County Vacation?
Bill: No, but your ex-girlfriend's new guy was on a 90-day-stay
Jeff: Cool, I Knew that guy was a jerk!
by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022
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modern Plea Bargain

1. an effective tool used to avoid those damn juries and hide prosecutorial misconduct, overcharging, and abuse.
2. justice for the indigent or poor people AKA the unresourceful and ineffective
3. The desired result of kidnapping and incarceration for prolonged periods.
Never to be considered coercion or a civil rights violation, even when the accused is innocent.
The court tried to coerce me into a modern plea Bargain by
using threats of prolonged incarceration, but I told the
judge that the real bargain was getting free meals and
a roof over my head without having to work for it.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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queensbury kid

The handle is used by an Urban Dictionary contributor whose knowledge of prison life is suspected not to be firsthand. His trespass into the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation was unintentional and the Holy Okie rewarded his bold nature with the new kingdom's first full pardon now known as the "Queensbury Parden" twenty-two Blackberry futures were issued because His definitions landed on a magic number 44. He is the first to receive a Quarter in change.
George Washington: Hey ben I heard that Queensbury kid stumbled into the Leprechauns Oklahoma Blackberry Jurisdiction. Was he fined for criminal trespass?

Benjamin Franklin: No he managed to get a laugh out of the judge and was granted a "Queensbury Parden" 22 Blackberry Futures just for pursuing happiness go figure. The first to get the quarter as change. That quarter still has your image on it, George.
by Spiritual-Master January 27, 2022
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2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials

When justice is turned upside down and Guilt is presumed until you can prove you are innocent. The proof of innocence is to be given a possibly lethal injection and be diagnosed positive for a known lethal virus and survive. Mandatory compelled speech legislation ensures that you confess so the authorities can keep plausible deniability in the event of your death.
I refuse to participate in the 2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials.
by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022
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Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation

This Legal domicile is occupied and ruled by the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant & Dead white slave owner known as The Holy Okie Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Spirit the honorable "Lord Bud" The only known Blackberry picking slave to his spirit is his firstfruit the only begotten son Christ Bob who is paid $2 per day for picking one single gallon of berries. Fines for trespass onto this plantation are collected in Blackberry futures. "Lord Bud" is the originator of the "McKinny Penny" he touts that his penny is worth your twenty when giving change for the payment of trespass fines.
George Washington: Hey Thomas have you toured the state of Oklahoma?

Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.

Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.
by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022
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Res Judicata

1. legal term describing revolving door used to give the bum's rush out the courtroom to the poor people 2. Latin term means, "we made up our mind before you came in and this procedure covers our ass." 3. legal doctrine used to deny the poor people a full and fair hearing on the merits 4. legal tool used to create the illusion of due process.
The judge said, "I did not understand what due process meant."
The judge said: "due process was their right to process my fines due."
The court used a fancy Latin term called Res Judicata to justify disrespecting my right of due process.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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