1 definition by Spin Shady
When you are receiving a blumpkin from your serving wench and you unsheath your sword from her oral scabbard and tap her on her left and right cheeks before blowing your load all over her face, thereby bestowing your royal seed upon her and elevating her to the ignoble position of Lady of the Lieu.
While sitting on my throne and making a deposit into the Royal Privy a licentious lass doth performed fellatio upon my broad sword. Whence forth I unsheathed thy sword from her succulent scabbard, slapped it across both cheeks and White Knighting her with thy Royal Jelly, thus elevating her to the position of Lady of the Lieu.
by Spin Shady January 13, 2021