3 definitions by SpikingThePuns
"Now children, did you know that in these very woods, your grandfather received a blowjob-and-termater sandwich?"
"Grandpa got a BJT? Thats fucking rad."
"Grandpa got a BJT? Thats fucking rad."
by SpikingThePuns August 20, 2017
"Kids, did you know that once, in these very woods, your grandfather received a blowjob and tomato sandwich?"
"Grandpa got a BJT? That's fucking rad?"
"Grandpa got a BJT? That's fucking rad?"
by SpikingThePuns August 20, 2017
When you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a blowjob and taste the seasoning. They bite your dick with the intent of revenge but realize that you we're using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your dick the whole time.
"I gave my girl The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn't call the cops on me"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"
by SpikingThePuns March 31, 2016