Spikesy's definitions

Family Guy

The most poorly writtin show on TV. Everything on the show is stolen, from celebrity jokes to the charectors themselfs. The Family Guy writers couldn't write a joke on there own so they steal from pop culture. The storylines are stupid, ranging from Lois' long lost brother kills fat people and Peter travels to the south and becomes sherrif, and then moves back.

The whole series of Family Guy is constantly followed by fan boys. Often, they just watch family guy for a new catchphrase to use around school. Most of them are from Stewie (which is probably the unfunneist charector in the Show next to Brian)

The Simpsons
Homer: Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Marge: The voice of reason, opposite background from husband
Bart - tries to follow in father's footsteps
Lisa - social outcast

FAMILY GUY
Peter - Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Lois: The voice of reasonm, opposite background from husband
Chris - tries to follow in father's footsteps
Meg - social outcast

AMERICAN DAD
Stan - Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Francine - The voice of reasonm, opposite background from husband
Steve - tries to follow in father's footsteps
Hayley - social outcast

by Spikesy July 9, 2006

Tom Brady

Person who sometimes looks like he wants to be called gay. Great QB though.

Tom Brady has 2 sisters, the stupidest looking smile ever, and whenever he talks on TV he has to cuss, perhaps trying to make him sound masculent. After all that, makes it sound kind of strange that you could compare him to Steve Young.

by Spikesy July 17, 2006

Racist

The most nonsence belief ever. It does not make any sence at all. People who follow this belief feel they are better than everone else, but think about, who sounds like a better person, a racist who goes around bothering black/latino people with racial slurs and thretining to kill them or the black/latino people who have done NOTHING to deserve it?

Racist: I am better than black people

Me: How are you better than black people?

Racist: Because they are from Africa

Me: How is someone better than someone else because of there decent?

Racist: Because there skin is black

Me: How is someone apperence make someone better than someone else? With the same belief you could say that everyone with a birth mark is a worse person than someone with no birth mark, or that people wiht hats are a better person than people with no hats.

Racist: Because I have low self-esteem and I need to use stereotypes and racism to rase my low self-esteem with fake self-esteem. I am a worthless piece of trash and does not deserve to be living. I am a horrible, horrible person, please kill me.

Me: Ok

by Spikesy March 22, 2007

hate

The most useless thing in the world.

Caused wars, created the nazis, etc.

Good: I have noticed that a few african americans listen to hip hop. In my opinion, hip hop is not the best music genre.

bad: I hate those damn black people, and hip hop is not even music it's a bunch of noises and talking.

by Spikesy July 11, 2006

Reggie Bush

#1 The greatest college player ever. Can turn into what looks like a 5 yard loss into a 20 yard gain, amazing field vision, crazy fast, amazing reciever, nobody executes a juke like him, amazing on special teams, can block like an offensive tackle, averaged 10 yards a carry at one point, breaks lots of tackles, can brake an 80 yard run just like that, the true meaning of the "All-Purpose back"

#2 The Future of the NFL

#1 Reggie Bush is like Ladainian Tomlinson, but LT didn't nearly have as good a college career as Reggie Bush

#2 USC is considered the best college team ever, Reggie Bush is the best player ever to attend USC, so what is stopping him from being the greatest NFL player ever?

by Spikesy July 13, 2006

ARENA FOOTbALL

Arena Football is like the NFL, only the stadiums are smaller, the players arn't as good, it dosn't nearly have as much strategy, they only usually pass the ball, it's not as exciting, there uniforms are ugly, and there is NO defence!

Announcer: Now it's time for arena football! Now the first team gets the ball passes it deep and it's a touchdown. OK now the other team gets the ball they pass it long and it's a touchdown. Now hears the kickoff he takes it in for a touchdown. Now the other team gets the ball they throw it long and it's a touchdown.

GET IT!?

by Spikesy July 9, 2006

Silence of the Lambs

The best movie ever. It won 5 Academy Awards and was nominated for 2 more

Silence of the Lambs won Best Actor (Anthony Hopkins), Best Actress (Jodie Foster), Best Director (Jonathan Demme), Best Picture, And Best Adapted Screenplay

by Spikesy July 17, 2006