Definitions by SpiderLashes

vampire baby 

noun. any sort of uncomfortable, irritation in the stomach region, i.e. constipation, stomach ache, gas, that is irritating enough to audibly draw attention to one's pain. The usage of vampire baby is especially appropriate if someone's bloated enough to have a physical protrusion of the abdomen area.

I have to go to the bathroom so bad! I can't wait to get this vampire baby out of me.

My vampire baby is really irritating me right now.

vampire baby by Spiderlashes July 17, 2011

indictious 

adjective
1. relative speech patterns or phrasing within a particular region or demographic

The alien was initially misunderstood by the humans because its phrasing was indictious to its home planet Zendacar 9.

The indictious greeting of King Uyla startled the foreign ambassador.

indictious by SpiderLashes May 1, 2011