The act of artfully bedazzling your sphincter. Similar to
assjazzling, but with more sparkle.
Ironically popular in San Francisco, where the combination of a mission-style burrito, a fresh sphinkle job and a long walk up a steep hill may result in a dangerous form of internal combustion.
Tristan: You seem different today, Jill. you have a certain... sparkle.
Jill: It must be my new sphinkles. It's crazy how gluing plastic bits around your asshole makes you feel so different... inside.
