4 definitions by Speedbag
Knowing that speedbag would be getting his going to Vegas blowjob the morning he was leaving, his good buddy thought it would be funny to cock block him and showed up at his house to pick him up 15 minutes early for the second year in a row.
by Speedbag March 24, 2009
Hey "Satin Pants", I'll give you a hundy to grab your ass. When "Satin Pants" got up a horndog went over and "murphed" her chair.
by Speedbag March 12, 2009
A woman (usually a hooker) that's a germaphobe who constantly sprays her male partner's (usually refered to as a John) cock with a spray bottle of germacide during sex.
That crazy bitch was a sprayer. She kept spraying my dick with a bottle of sanitizer and puting on a new rubber. Wsshh, wsshh every couple minutes.
by Speedbag March 7, 2009
Someone that accidently sets their home alarm system off due to over consumption of Heineken and the police and fire departments respond to the alarm.
The neighborhood rushed to set up their lawn chairs at the curb because the parade maker was at it again.
by Speedbag March 7, 2009