3 definitions by SpeedIsSus

Uncle Ag Is an American Pedophile who is known to dud and grab moobs of Babies and Fetuses. He drives around in a white van waiting for his prey to come outside so he can penetrate. He also has a signature noice that he makes when he is about to dud, the noise is owwooow
“Uncle Ag just clapped my cheeks
“Watch out for Uncle Ag son”
“ Uncle Ag just stuck a finger in my crack
by SpeedIsSus August 11, 2022
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Uncle Ag is an American Pedophile who drives a white van with kids in the back.
If uncle Ag is near you will either hear a battle cry or his famous “ owwwoooooooo”
I’m a currently in the back of uncle Ags van.
Watch out for Uncle Ag Son
by SpeedIsSus August 11, 2022
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The Billy rock is an urban myth in which a guy named Billy had a micropenis so he shoved a rock down his cock to make it appear bigger. However Billy’s 5 year old boyfriend still thought it was too small
by SpeedIsSus November 13, 2022
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