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Draggin’ Dick (v).
“Draggin’ Dick” refers to a sarcastic term used while engaging in an activity that involves off-roading. It applies to dirt bikes, ATV’s, UTV’s, wave runners, streetbikes and many more.

The term means to drag your dick around, going slow and acting kind of bitchy and scared when operating a vehicle of the kind listed above, but it’s used sarcastically.
Ronnie: I just popped a massive air wheelie in third gear!
Butch: You’re draggin’ dick today man, get her into fourth!
by SpazzMoto May 30, 2018
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To take a dump in a small body of water such as a pool, lake, or pond.
Kenny: I got invited to a party at my friends lake cabin, I took an aquadump in the lake and ended up getting kicked out.
by SpazzMoto June 8, 2022
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Carts, or a cart, refers to a cartomizer or vape cartridge that contains weed concentrates or “dabs”.

Usually, one cart holds between 1.0 - 1.1 grams of weed concentrate. These carts can be bought in any strain you desire from many different manufacturers. Some more reliable than others.

Benefits of Carts are:
Odor free
Clean
Cheaper in the long run

They last a lot longer than herb
Convenient
You can use them anywhere

Downsides to Carts:
They are somewhat pricey
You don’t know exactly whats in it
You don’t know where they come from
It may have been used before
Break easily
Hard to find in most areas
High chance of getting fake carts
It’s harsh for first time smokers

All in all, carts are a great way to smoke. Clean and effective.
Jay: I’m going to pick up Carts

Ty: Can you get me one too?

Jay: Yeah, but he’s selling for $50 a cart.

Ty: Nevermind, I can find it cheaper somewhere else.
by SpazzMoto September 10, 2019
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A dude who is just “too nice.”

Simps are usually those dudes who are friend zoned by women that they truly like/love/want more than anything, but are usually placed in a lower ranking than other guys in a females repertoire, because a Simp practices a chivalrous, respectful, and friendly approach.

Girls find simps strictly platonic and if YOU are a simp, chances are you’ll go through the motions of dead end conversations, lack of effort towards you unless a girl wants something from you (I.e. A couple bucks, someone to talk to about other guy trouble, alcohol runs without an invite to drink, etc.),
Barely being recognized for your effort towards said female, and being thrown to side for other men.

For lack of better words: a dude who can’t get pussy because girls think he’s too nice of a guy.

See Nice Guy or Friendzoned
Jay: Yeah man, Jessica definitely keeps throwing me off to the side.

Ty: What do you mean?

Jay: I took her out to dinner, then she asked me to drop her off at a house that wasn’t hers. I’m like getting nothing from her.

Ty: Stop trying bro, you’re acting like a Simp.

Jay: I guess so bro..
by SpazzMoto September 21, 2019
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Being gacked means to be horrendously intoxicated and high at the same time. It is like being crossfaded but on a much worse level. You cannot truly describe what feeling “gacked” is like until you actually get to that level.

The best way to describe being gacked is feeling disgusting, on a different planet, unable to speak or walk, vague memory of the present, almost unachievable motor functions, nausea, headache, dry mouth and sore throat.

Key things to pay attention to are droopy eyes, unable to lock on or focus on certain things, sounds are distorted and completely distant, speaking to people is an almost impossible task as you can’t pay attention, and a tingly nose are usually good sign.

People who are at this level are people you need to be careful of, they are not blacked out but are useless and can be hurt or taken advantage of.

Gacked people usually look like they are sleeping in an uncomfortable fashion. They can see, but their eyes are barely open, their mouths are usually wide open as well. Responses are just grunts and head nods and it’s almost impossible to move them.

When you take care of someone at this level, make sure you lay them on their back or side and sleep close to them as they may wake up and vomit.
Ty: I have no idea what happened last night man.

Jase: You were gacked. That’s why.

Ty: Seriously? What do you mean?

Jase: You looked dead, you were hanging over the arm rest of the couch and couldn’t talk or move.

Ty: Shit man. I feel horrible, don’t let me get to that point again.
by SpazzMoto September 10, 2019
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