Spatchmo's definitions

Skyview Highschool

The best thing that's ever happened to me.

Skyview Highschool, located in Soldotna, Alaska. Home of the panthers, with purple, black, and silver colors. It's like my second home.

by Spatchmo October 27, 2009

Captain Perversion

Captain Perversion can be defined into two definitions:

1) A very annoying person who invades everyone's space, usually is a little pissant with no friends. Or-
2)A person obsessed with the sexual anatomy. Usually get their asses handed to them on a regular basis.

Stan: Hey Stacy! while I was spying on you from your bathroom window last night after you took a shower, I took a whole bunch of pics of your naked boobs and mailed them to your house! I kept a couple for myself, of course, but anyway, will you talk to me now?

Stacy: Get the FUCK away from me! (runs off)

Paul: Good goin', Captain Perversion, you just creeped her out AND invaded her space at the same time. Way to go.

Stan: Fuck off, Paul.

by Spatchmo June 16, 2009

bath-hole

Someone who uses the bathroom for too long, or someone who uses the bathroom and doesn't clean up after themselves.

Kelly: Man, Fred was such a bath-hole tonight! I was waiting outside the bathroom for sooo long, I thought I might've shat all over the hallway! And when he did finally come out, he didn't even light a match!
Todd: Oh, man it's on! I'm gonna feck that mofo up, yo.

by Spatchmo December 28, 2008

Sixth Sense of Humor

A rare genetic anomaly that very few people are born with anymore.

Wow, due to Jude's Sixth Sense of Humor, he made Paul laugh so hard that he accidentally shat himself a little.

by Spatchmo October 12, 2009