Spatchmo's definitions

Captain Perversion

Captain Perversion can be defined into two definitions:

1) A very annoying person who invades everyone's space, usually is a little pissant with no friends. Or-
2)A person obsessed with the sexual anatomy. Usually get their asses handed to them on a regular basis.

Stan: Hey Stacy! while I was spying on you from your bathroom window last night after you took a shower, I took a whole bunch of pics of your naked boobs and mailed them to your house! I kept a couple for myself, of course, but anyway, will you talk to me now?

Stacy: Get the FUCK away from me! (runs off)

Paul: Good goin', Captain Perversion, you just creeped her out AND invaded her space at the same time. Way to go.

Stan: Fuck off, Paul.

by Spatchmo June 16, 2009

elissias

The little pubes around your butthole.

Guy 1: Let us go and have our elissias waxed together!
Guy 2: Yippee!

by Spatchmo February 5, 2010

phoned over

When a guy is talking to another person on the phone, and the guy hands the phone over to another person nearby, because he would rather have his friend be in an awkward situation with a person they don't even know then for the talker to just hang up the phone in the first place.

Jack: Hey Jill, my hotpockets just got done, can you talk to my friend for a sec?
Jill: Uhh-
Diddy P: Yo what's shakin', bacon?
Jill: ...
Diddy P: This is awkward, isn't it?
Jill: I've totally just been phoned over, haven't I?
Diddy P: Fo' shizzle, my nizzle.

by Spatchmo January 24, 2009

Sixth Sense of Humor

A rare genetic anomaly that very few people are born with anymore.

Wow, due to Jude's Sixth Sense of Humor, he made Paul laugh so hard that he accidentally shat himself a little.

by Spatchmo October 12, 2009