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Steve Tyler Mouth

To have an insanely huge mouth, such as Steve Tyler, the lead singer of Aerosmith. Could also be called Steve Tyler Mouth Syndrome, for the unfortunate people who have to be as fugly as Steve Tyler.
Guy 1: Dude, when I was a kid, I went to an Aerosmith concert, and when Steve Tyler opened his mouth, you could see his effin' stomach, I swear to God.
Guy 2: Don't be insultin' Steve, man, you're just trying to take away from everyone's attention that you have Steve Tyler Mouth yourself, dickweed.
by Spatchmo December 28, 2008
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elissias

Guy 1: Let us go and have our elissias waxed together!
Guy 2: Yippee!
by Spatchmo February 5, 2010
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Goose Latin

You've probably never heard of it.

Like Pig Latin, Goose Latin is a generically juvenile code language that nobody can figure out. Here's how to speak it.

For example, you take the word: CITY. Separate the syllables.

CI-TY. Add these new syllables: LA-FI, or LI-FA, whatever sounds better, in between CI-TY, In that order. Thus, CILAFITY. (Pronounced: Sill-Uh-Fit-ee)
Thelafa calafat crolafossed thelefa streelafeet, andlafand thelen clilafimbed alafa treelafee. (The cat crossed the street, and then climbed a tree.)

Harrison: Dude, Goose Latin is for pussies.

Little Willy: GOOSE LATIN IS NOT FOR PUSSIES! IT"S COOL!!!! (Mumbling: 'Harlafarrison islafis alafa gaylafay asslafasshole.)
by Spatchmo July 23, 2009
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Sixth Sense of Humor

A rare genetic anomaly that very few people are born with anymore.
Wow, due to Jude's Sixth Sense of Humor, he made Paul laugh so hard that he accidentally shat himself a little.
by Spatchmo October 12, 2009
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