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bath-hole

Someone who uses the bathroom for too long, or someone who uses the bathroom and doesn't clean up after themselves.
Kelly: Man, Fred was such a bath-hole tonight! I was waiting outside the bathroom for sooo long, I thought I might've shat all over the hallway! And when he did finally come out, he didn't even light a match!
Todd: Oh, man it's on! I'm gonna feck that mofo up, yo.
by Spatchmo December 28, 2008
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elissias

Guy 1: Let us go and have our elissias waxed together!
Guy 2: Yippee!
by Spatchmo February 5, 2010
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Sixth Sense of Humor

A rare genetic anomaly that very few people are born with anymore.
Wow, due to Jude's Sixth Sense of Humor, he made Paul laugh so hard that he accidentally shat himself a little.
by Spatchmo October 12, 2009
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Goose Latin

You've probably never heard of it.

Like Pig Latin, Goose Latin is a generically juvenile code language that nobody can figure out. Here's how to speak it.

For example, you take the word: CITY. Separate the syllables.

CI-TY. Add these new syllables: LA-FI, or LI-FA, whatever sounds better, in between CI-TY, In that order. Thus, CILAFITY. (Pronounced: Sill-Uh-Fit-ee)
Thelafa calafat crolafossed thelefa streelafeet, andlafand thelen clilafimbed alafa treelafee. (The cat crossed the street, and then climbed a tree.)

Harrison: Dude, Goose Latin is for pussies.

Little Willy: GOOSE LATIN IS NOT FOR PUSSIES! IT"S COOL!!!! (Mumbling: 'Harlafarrison islafis alafa gaylafay asslafasshole.)
by Spatchmo July 23, 2009
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