1 definition by Sparker-VA

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Missionary Only - Lights Out. A woman or man who is so lame in bed, they will only indulge in the most boring of sexual activities, and only with the lights off.
I dated her for a while, but she didn't want to try any new positions or do it with the lights on, damn MOLO.
by Sparker-VA August 20, 2005

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