Spanks Johnson's definitions

Cheesy Scrod

A woman who is no longer, or never was, desireable. Usually used to describe your friends ex. Derived from a Florida restuarant sign advertising the special of the day "Cheesy Scrod $10.99".

"Man, that bitch you were with was such a cheesy scrod."

by Spanks Johnson October 2, 2005

Oxy-moron

See "Billy Mays" of TV's Oxyclean fame.

Oh, and what's with that beard?

KABOOM! Billy Mays is a Oxy-moron!

by Spanks Johnson October 25, 2006

rod knocking

The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.

Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)

by Spanks Johnson December 3, 2017

sodomint

A small spearmint candy inserted into the rectum prior to a rim job... Insures freshness.

After I administered the sodomint, his farts were minty fresh.

by Spanks Johnson July 8, 2006

Quadrasexual

A quadrasexual is somebody who will do anything, with anyone, for a 25 cents.

You'll never become wealthy as a quadrasexual. "Wanna bet" was Skip's response as he was handed 50 cents from two clients he had recently simultaneously fellated.

by Spanks Johnson April 21, 2020

Testickler

a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex.

Butch: I really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, Craig!
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.

by Spanks Johnson February 4, 2012

galosh

A latex device to keep you from a) getting that greasy skank pregnant b) getting crotch crickets from the greasy skank.

Just before I stuck my stanky hang down in the greasy skank, I put on a galosh.

by Spanks Johnson July 8, 2006