Spanks Johnson's definitions
You'll never become wealthy as a quadrasexual. "Wanna bet" was Skip's response as he was handed 50 cents from two clients he had recently simultaneously fellated.
by Spanks Johnson April 21, 2020
Get the Quadrasexualmug. A woman who is no longer, or never was, desireable. Usually used to describe your friends ex. Derived from a Florida restuarant sign advertising the special of the day "Cheesy Scrod $10.99".
by Spanks Johnson October 2, 2005
Get the Cheesy Scrodmug. Acronym for Wink, Cocky Nod and Point.
Makes 12 year old girls scream when Justin Bieber does it.
Not appropriate for anyone over 17, downright creepy if the W-CN&P is done by anyone over 21.
Acronym should replace LOL on Facebook soon.
Makes 12 year old girls scream when Justin Bieber does it.
Not appropriate for anyone over 17, downright creepy if the W-CN&P is done by anyone over 21.
Acronym should replace LOL on Facebook soon.
by Spanks Johnson March 21, 2011
Get the W-CN&Pmug. After I administered the sodomint, his farts were minty fresh.
by Spanks Johnson July 8, 2006
Get the sodomintmug. a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex.
Butch: I really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, Craig!
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.
by Spanks Johnson February 4, 2012
Get the Testicklermug. The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)
by Spanks Johnson December 3, 2017
Get the rod knockingmug. KABOOM! Billy Mays is a Oxy-moron!
by Spanks Johnson October 25, 2006
Get the Oxy-moronmug.