2 definitions by Spaghet boy

A slur that is pure gibberish, but is an unintentional use of sounds by a drunk or high person that is moments away from vomiting.

It can also refer to a person jacking off.
"I'm so... I'm so... Is the world a teacup ride right now?... If Spudiddle were.. It could GRHHHH!!!!"

"Some dude on the bus yesterday was like spudiddling himself in plain view."
by Spaghet boy October 12, 2018
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A level of excitement, usually achieved by euphoria with methods such as drug use from either ecsatsy or cocaine; it can also be reached from an orgasm.

Another way of becoming Schwan can be from pure adrenalin.

It can also describe a person that is the opposite of excited, a hungover person. Schwunked

The use of Schwan usually has a second ending borrowed from another word. Such Schwaniac, Schwental, Schwanked or Schwunked.
"Dude! That girl at the club was so Schwan-the-fuck-up! I think she did a huge line of coke in the girls restroom."

"Have you ever become so scared that you just turned into a complete Schwaniac?"

"Last night she made me Schwan all over the place!"

"This dude is so Schwentally fucked in the head right now! What did he take?!"

"Homeboy is still asleep. He's all Schwunked up."
by Spaghet boy October 12, 2018
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