2 definitions by Spadge47

Bigthickdickaritis

Condition where one’s penis is so large and thick that it can’t be natural as it is almost beast-like.

Girl: omg that is the biggest dong i’ve ever seen, it will split me in half
Guy: doctor said i have bigthickdickaritis

by Spadge47 January 19, 2021

One Gifford

Equal to 100mm hole. Unit of measurement amongst electricians.

I like to make sure im ‘one gifford’ away from the doorframe to drill my hole.

by Spadge47 June 6, 2021