2 definitions by Southern Fat Man

Pittsburgh

Etymology: From two words: pit - A large hole in the ground; and burgh - a shortened form of borough, a town or municipality with its own government, often with special responsibilities and privileges; A large hole in the ground with its own government.

You want to live in a large hole in the ground that has its own government? Try Pittsburgh.

by Southern Fat Man December 11, 2013

one-eyed Mike

A reference to a man's penis. This term was quietly used in the movie "Monsters, Inc." as the character Mike Wazowski. Anal sex, specifically illumination through ritual sodomy, was quietly asserted in that another monster, James P. Sullivan, has colored spots on his back and arms, which is a reference to the colored spots reported to appear on persons' eyes which are being sodomized. Note also that Mike, the one-eyed monster, is in control of the larger, scarier monster Sullivan. "Sulley," as he is called, is a reference to being sullied, or sexually defiled.

"I'm gonna give her some one-eyed Mike up her Wazowski. I'm gonna sully her good."

by Southern Fat Man December 10, 2013