23 definitions by Souper Rare
When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.
Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
by Souper Rare April 28, 2022
A being whose personality is the end point of a society that has become enamoured with a victimhood mentality (ironically victim status is considered the top societal stratum in these societies).
Their personality is a patchwork of identity traits such as gender, sexual orientation, race etc. whilst being devoid of personality traits such as humour, intellectual honesty, kindness, open mindedness etc. This is because the former traits boost oppression points and allow for the continuation of a victimhood status, whereas the latter personality traits often erode an individuals victim status or allow them to see beyond the facade of intersectionality.
These beings are not naturally occurring and are the result of either indoctrination from academia and mass media or through government intervention (in other words, from "Intersectional Frankenstein's").
They are a symptom of an ailment that is attempting to fragment and atomise society so that the individual's sense of brother/sisterhood and duty to their neighbours is eliminated.
Their personality is a patchwork of identity traits such as gender, sexual orientation, race etc. whilst being devoid of personality traits such as humour, intellectual honesty, kindness, open mindedness etc. This is because the former traits boost oppression points and allow for the continuation of a victimhood status, whereas the latter personality traits often erode an individuals victim status or allow them to see beyond the facade of intersectionality.
These beings are not naturally occurring and are the result of either indoctrination from academia and mass media or through government intervention (in other words, from "Intersectional Frankenstein's").
They are a symptom of an ailment that is attempting to fragment and atomise society so that the individual's sense of brother/sisterhood and duty to their neighbours is eliminated.
Guy 1: "Ever since he took Professor Lee's social justice course, Barry can't take a joke and only cares about his gender and race"
Guy 2: "Sadly, he has become a Wokenstein's Monster. There's nothing we can do for him"
Guy 2: "Sadly, he has become a Wokenstein's Monster. There's nothing we can do for him"
by Souper Rare January 8, 2022
A term used to denote when someone politely sips semen out of a cup following another's ejaculation.
This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.
If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.
This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.
If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.
Sarah: "oh, Steve. I'm so glad you made me drink your nut from a cup. Telling me to drink more slowly only enhanced the experience"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"
by Souper Rare July 28, 2022
A disease that emerged during 2022 and was declared a global health emergency by the world health organisation.
The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.
Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.
There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.
Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.
Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.
There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.
Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
Bill: "Why do you insist I wear a condom?"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
by Souper Rare July 23, 2022
A person who believes that any ideological view is acceptable as long as it does not differ from their own.
It is derived from Henry Ford's quote "any customer can have a car painted any colour he wants, as long as its black".
Woke Fordian's exist at all points on the political spectrum and are typically inflexible to views that do not align with their own. In the extreme, this can lead to all sorts of malicious action being inflicted by people who hold different ideological views than the person they are targeting.
It is derived from Henry Ford's quote "any customer can have a car painted any colour he wants, as long as its black".
Woke Fordian's exist at all points on the political spectrum and are typically inflexible to views that do not align with their own. In the extreme, this can lead to all sorts of malicious action being inflicted by people who hold different ideological views than the person they are targeting.
Guy 1: "Sandra just screeched at me because I said I didn't believe in universal health care. Guy 2: "What? Really?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she kept shouting that I was wrong and that I shouldn't be allowed to share my opinion anymore"
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea she was a Woke Fordian"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she kept shouting that I was wrong and that I shouldn't be allowed to share my opinion anymore"
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea she was a Woke Fordian"
by Souper Rare January 8, 2022
A term used to denote any form of public eatery, restaurant or Café whereby the workers are paid minimum wage and have the same level of pride in their work as a cat licking it's own anus. As a consequence of these factors, the male workers have a tendency to ejaculate in the food they serve and as such, the venue becomes a spafeteria.
This term is a portmanteau of the words "Spaf" (to violently ejaculate with no regard for the target of said ejaculation) and Cafeteria (a canteen with little/no table service).
Whenever you enter a spafeteria, you take the risk that your meal might be a "lucky drip".
Products commonly contaminated:
Latte - "Ejaculatte"
Gummy bears - "Cummy Bears"
Fizzy pop - "Jizzy Pop"
This term is a portmanteau of the words "Spaf" (to violently ejaculate with no regard for the target of said ejaculation) and Cafeteria (a canteen with little/no table service).
Whenever you enter a spafeteria, you take the risk that your meal might be a "lucky drip".
Products commonly contaminated:
Latte - "Ejaculatte"
Gummy bears - "Cummy Bears"
Fizzy pop - "Jizzy Pop"
Steve: "Hey man, this burger has some salty asf mayo on it"
Bob: "dude, did you buy that from Burger Chain?"
Steve: "Yeah, why?"
Bob: "Dude, that place is a total spafeteria! You're eating Jizz!"
Bob: "dude, did you buy that from Burger Chain?"
Steve: "Yeah, why?"
Bob: "Dude, that place is a total spafeteria! You're eating Jizz!"
by Souper Rare July 23, 2022
A social scientist/engineer who through either malicious intent or academic indoctrination influences society and the individuals in society to become as intersectional as possible. This is usually actively done by governments and corporations to sow discord and divisions amongst the population or passively by academics who have lost sight of reality through never experiencing life beyond a university.
The end result of their meddling is the production of "Wokenstein's Monster" - a lumbering patchwork of different identities that they try to pass off as a personality (usually to obtain oppression points, so as to win the oppression olympics). They emotionally lash out when the rest of society doesn't accept their shallow identity devoid of any actual personality traits that extend beyond gender, sexual orientation, race etc.
The end result of their meddling is the production of "Wokenstein's Monster" - a lumbering patchwork of different identities that they try to pass off as a personality (usually to obtain oppression points, so as to win the oppression olympics). They emotionally lash out when the rest of society doesn't accept their shallow identity devoid of any actual personality traits that extend beyond gender, sexual orientation, race etc.
Guy 1: "Did you take Professor Lee's social justice course?"
Guy 2: "No way, my friend Sarah took the course and came out claiming she was being oppressed because she's a omnisexual, pangender, Beluga whale roaming the seas searching for love."
Guy 1: "Ah, I see. That means Professor Lee is a total Intersectional Frankenstein."
Guy 2: "No way, my friend Sarah took the course and came out claiming she was being oppressed because she's a omnisexual, pangender, Beluga whale roaming the seas searching for love."
Guy 1: "Ah, I see. That means Professor Lee is a total Intersectional Frankenstein."
by Souper Rare January 8, 2022