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T-Shirt Communist

A name given to anyone who professes to be a communist whilst wearing or using items manufactured by capitalist industry. It is often typified by wearing T shirts with Che Guevara's face on or posting to YouTube premium using a $3000 mac whilst sipping on a venti machiatto from Starbucks. Other similar behaviours exist.

Ironically, they believe you shouldn't have to starve for your principles and so they once again project the fruits of capitalism (a full plate) whilst claiming to be communist (starving on literally anything).
Guy 1: "Hey, man. Check out Michelle's shirt. It has a sickle and star"
Guy 2: "Wow, that's an odd design for a $500 Dior t-shirt"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a total T-shirt Communist"
by Souper Rare January 5, 2022
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Jizzissippi

A term used to denote when someone politely sips semen out of a cup following another's ejaculation.

This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.

If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.
Sarah: "oh, Steve. I'm so glad you made me drink your nut from a cup. Telling me to drink more slowly only enhanced the experience"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"
by Souper Rare July 28, 2022
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Common denominator problems

When someone complains about how bad something is, so they substitute it for another thing they believe is good, only to complain how bad it is almost immediately after the substitution. The individual making the complaint has no self awareness and therefore doesn't realise they are the problem and the things they claim are bad, probably aren't.

Example 1:

A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.

Example 2:

A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.
Joe: "man, Bill always complains that the women in this city give bad head"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"
by Souper Rare October 13, 2023
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Tiananmen Cube Massacre

An event that definitely did not happen in China on June 4th, 1989... but in 3D.
Guy 1: "Hey buddy, did you ever hear about the Tiananmen Cube Massacre?"
Guy 2: "reply has been redacted by the benevolent and supreme leader XI"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I didn't think so either."
by Souper Rare January 4, 2022
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Woke Privilege

A form of privilege that is extended to those who hold the "correct" views about all things societal, economic, scientific and political.

These correct views are determined by the major institutions. When governments, major corporations, mass media and entertainment, universities etc. all support your viewpoint (regardless as to whether it is rooted in reality or not) you have woke privilege. These viewpoints are typically perpetuated by intersectional Frankensteins and usually result in the creation of many Wokenstein's Monsters.

Conversely, if you hold views that are different to the woke gospel (regardless as to whether they are rooted in reality or not) then you will be cancelled for merely having a different viewpoint and are not considered to have woke privilege (however, you will likely be accused of having every other kind of privilege in an attempt to discredit you). This is because those with Woke privilege are typically woke Fordians.
Joe: " Hey man, did you know that *insert woke opinion here* is so great?"
Mama: "Jesus Joe, who has been filling your head with this nonsense?"
Joe: *screeches and points* "this one's not one of us!"
Mama: "well, it looks like my viewpoint is cancelled because I don't have woke privilege"
by Souper Rare July 14, 2022
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Intersectional Frankenstein

A social scientist/engineer who through either malicious intent or academic indoctrination influences society and the individuals in society to become as intersectional as possible. This is usually actively done by governments and corporations to sow discord and divisions amongst the population or passively by academics who have lost sight of reality through never experiencing life beyond a university.

The end result of their meddling is the production of "Wokenstein's Monster" - a lumbering patchwork of different identities that they try to pass off as a personality (usually to obtain oppression points, so as to win the oppression olympics). They emotionally lash out when the rest of society doesn't accept their shallow identity devoid of any actual personality traits that extend beyond gender, sexual orientation, race etc.
Guy 1: "Did you take Professor Lee's social justice course?"
Guy 2: "No way, my friend Sarah took the course and came out claiming she was being oppressed because she's a omnisexual, pangender, Beluga whale roaming the seas searching for love."
Guy 1: "Ah, I see. That means Professor Lee is a total Intersectional Frankenstein."
by Souper Rare January 8, 2022
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Detroitivore

The term assigned to Democrat politicians who are elected to their positions based on promises of Utopian outcomes for the electorate. Once in power, they ramp up welfare and cause the electorate to become increasingly dependant on the state, thus sustaining the grip the Democrats have on their liberties and social mobility.

No city under long term control by Detroitivores ever resembles the paradise that was promised and often ends up crime riddled because of widespread unemployment and state dependence (this is now often blamed on anything but the parasitic nature of Detroitivores).

The safety net of welfare that was promised has been allowed to become a hammock that is increasingly hard to get up from.

All social problems in these states are blamed on Republicans, despite the fact the Republicans haven't held power in them for decades.

See cities such as:
St. Louis, Jackson, Detroit, New Orleans, Baltimore, Memphis, Cleveland, Baton Rouge, Kansas City and Shreveport.

And then compare them to crime rate statistics whilst paying attention to the presiding political party in those same cities.
Bradley: "Hey man, did you see, the number of unemployed keeps going up despite the mayor's electoral promises to increase taxes 700% to reduce that number?"
Savannah: "That sucks. It must be hard to live in a city run by Detroitivores"
Bradley: "Detroitivores?"

Savannah: "Yep, parasitic beings in human skin whose policies harm the electorate while simultaneously using them to sustain their own power."
by Souper Rare June 26, 2022
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