Souper Rare's definitions
A disease that emerged during 2022 and was declared a global health emergency by the world health organisation.
The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.
Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.
There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.
Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.
Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.
There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.
Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
Bill: "Why do you insist I wear a condom?"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
by Souper Rare July 23, 2022
Get the Spunky Boxmug. An expression used to describe those that feel upset about the overturning of the landmark Roe Vs Wade legislation in the USA.
Roes (people who support Roe) often take to the Internet to mistakenly complain about how their rights have been stripped away (but don't understand that the overturning just takes abortion law away from federal government and returns it to the decision of democratically elected state officials - in other words, the power has been returned to the electorate of each state. Ironically, this insulates states against sudden national shifts to either pro life/pro abortion legislation by the president).
Complaints often revolve around the idea that women will no longer be able to have consequence free sex anymore. The outrage is typically expressed by shouting down anyone who is pro life/anti-abortion with terms such as "bigot" or "anti-woman".
Roes cannot be reasoned with and should not be engaged by anyone seeking a civilised debate.
Roes (people who support Roe) often take to the Internet to mistakenly complain about how their rights have been stripped away (but don't understand that the overturning just takes abortion law away from federal government and returns it to the decision of democratically elected state officials - in other words, the power has been returned to the electorate of each state. Ironically, this insulates states against sudden national shifts to either pro life/pro abortion legislation by the president).
Complaints often revolve around the idea that women will no longer be able to have consequence free sex anymore. The outrage is typically expressed by shouting down anyone who is pro life/anti-abortion with terms such as "bigot" or "anti-woman".
Roes cannot be reasoned with and should not be engaged by anyone seeking a civilised debate.
Sarah: "Hey, did you hear about Brianna and how she screeched something about how she can no longer satisfy Moloch's insatiable thirst for young blood?"
Terra: "ah, it would seem Roes mad"
Terra: "ah, it would seem Roes mad"
by Souper Rare June 25, 2022
Get the Roes madmug. The intense swell of pleasure experienced upon observing someone who has advocated for the cancelling of others on the grounds of "not being woke enough" get cancelled for not being woke enough themselves.
Such cancellation usually stems from the woke crowd constantly moving the goalposts regarding acceptability which always catches up with them in the end.
The cancelled person who does not meet the new classification of woke is typically someone who has a track record of exhibiting traits of the Woke Fordian.
Such cancellation usually stems from the woke crowd constantly moving the goalposts regarding acceptability which always catches up with them in the end.
The cancelled person who does not meet the new classification of woke is typically someone who has a track record of exhibiting traits of the Woke Fordian.
Guy 1: "Did you hear that TV host who kept no platforming people with views other than their own finally got cancelled for their views?"
Guy 2: "This news literally makes me so happy"
Guy 1: "That, my friend, is called Wokenfreude"
Guy 2: "This news literally makes me so happy"
Guy 1: "That, my friend, is called Wokenfreude"
by Souper Rare February 8, 2022
Get the Wokenfreudemug. An act committed when your rockstar husband gets the best of you, and one by one demonstrates that they were the pretender and leaves you feeling low for everlong. And it's times like these that you want to breakout even though he says "I'll stick around" you tell him you can't make something from nothing and that you just have to let it die even though it was DOA. Even though he offers to give you enough space, there's no way back and you tell him that "I'm tired of you."
Also, just to be clear, the bloke fathered a child with another woman during extra marital relations.
Also, just to be clear, the bloke fathered a child with another woman during extra marital relations.
Chad: "hey man, did you know that the drummer of that band had a baby with his mistress?"
Steven: "dude, really? Textbook case of Agrohltery."
Steven: "dude, really? Textbook case of Agrohltery."
by Souper Rare November 12, 2024
Get the Agrohlterymug. When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.
Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
by Souper Rare April 28, 2022
Get the The Turtle's Kissmug. Communist covid propaganda (CCP) is the style of propaganda generated by the West Taiwanese government at the outset of the coronavirus pandemic whereby video footage showed people dropping dead in the streets and people in biohazard suits sterilising streets and buildings en masse. Initially high numbers of deaths were reported by the West Taiwanese government, but they seem to be one of the few countries in the world that have "reduced their number of cases" enough that it is no longer newsworthy - this is unlikely due to effective crisis management.
Despite the spread of the virus globally, there have been few, if any such incidents (people dying in the streets/mass sterilisation squads etc.) elsewhere in the world.
This propaganda was likely intended to frighten people around the world, including governments, so as to destabilise and cripple them whilst providing West Taiwan free reign to accelerate their progress toward being the world's superpower.
Despite the spread of the virus globally, there have been few, if any such incidents (people dying in the streets/mass sterilisation squads etc.) elsewhere in the world.
This propaganda was likely intended to frighten people around the world, including governments, so as to destabilise and cripple them whilst providing West Taiwan free reign to accelerate their progress toward being the world's superpower.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that 420 people dropped dead from covid in Tiananmen Square on their way home from work?"
Guy 2: "Oh you silly goose. That's just Communist covid propaganda! We all know no one has ever died in Tiananmen square"
Guy 2: "Oh you silly goose. That's just Communist covid propaganda! We all know no one has ever died in Tiananmen square"
by Souper Rare January 15, 2022
Get the Communist Covid propagandamug. A Pinochet Woodchipper is an advanced helicopter manoeuvre that involves flying upside down and throwing commies out of the door so they fall through the main rotor blades.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you see that commie get shredded by that helicopter's blades?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that's a classic Pinochet Woodchipper"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that's a classic Pinochet Woodchipper"
by Souper Rare August 4, 2021
Get the Pinochet Woodchippermug.