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The intense swell of pleasure experienced upon observing someone who has advocated for the cancelling of others on the grounds of "not being woke enough" get cancelled for not being woke enough themselves.
Such cancellation usually stems from the woke crowd constantly moving the goalposts regarding acceptability which always catches up with them in the end.
The cancelled person who does not meet the new classification of woke is typically someone who has a track record of exhibiting traits of the Woke Fordian.
Such cancellation usually stems from the woke crowd constantly moving the goalposts regarding acceptability which always catches up with them in the end.
The cancelled person who does not meet the new classification of woke is typically someone who has a track record of exhibiting traits of the Woke Fordian.
Guy 1: "Did you hear that TV host who kept no platforming people with views other than their own finally got cancelled for their views?"
Guy 2: "This news literally makes me so happy"
Guy 1: "That, my friend, is called Wokenfreude"
Guy 2: "This news literally makes me so happy"
Guy 1: "That, my friend, is called Wokenfreude"
by Souper Rare February 8, 2022
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This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.
If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.
This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.
If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.
Sarah: "oh, Steve. I'm so glad you made me drink your nut from a cup. Telling me to drink more slowly only enhanced the experience"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"
by Souper Rare July 28, 2022
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This term is a portmanteau of the words "Spaf" (to violently ejaculate with no regard for the target of said ejaculation) and Cafeteria (a canteen with little/no table service).
Whenever you enter a spafeteria, you take the risk that your meal might be a "lucky drip".
Products commonly contaminated:
Latte - "Ejaculatte"
Gummy bears - "Cummy Bears"
Fizzy pop - "Jizzy Pop"
This term is a portmanteau of the words "Spaf" (to violently ejaculate with no regard for the target of said ejaculation) and Cafeteria (a canteen with little/no table service).
Whenever you enter a spafeteria, you take the risk that your meal might be a "lucky drip".
Products commonly contaminated:
Latte - "Ejaculatte"
Gummy bears - "Cummy Bears"
Fizzy pop - "Jizzy Pop"
Steve: "Hey man, this burger has some salty asf mayo on it"
Bob: "dude, did you buy that from Burger Chain?"
Steve: "Yeah, why?"
Bob: "Dude, that place is a total spafeteria! You're eating Jizz!"
Bob: "dude, did you buy that from Burger Chain?"
Steve: "Yeah, why?"
Bob: "Dude, that place is a total spafeteria! You're eating Jizz!"
by Souper Rare July 23, 2022
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Despite the spread of the virus globally, there have been few, if any such incidents (people dying in the streets/mass sterilisation squads etc.) elsewhere in the world.
This propaganda was likely intended to frighten people around the world, including governments, so as to destabilise and cripple them whilst providing West Taiwan free reign to accelerate their progress toward being the world's superpower.
Despite the spread of the virus globally, there have been few, if any such incidents (people dying in the streets/mass sterilisation squads etc.) elsewhere in the world.
This propaganda was likely intended to frighten people around the world, including governments, so as to destabilise and cripple them whilst providing West Taiwan free reign to accelerate their progress toward being the world's superpower.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that 420 people dropped dead from covid in Tiananmen Square on their way home from work?"
Guy 2: "Oh you silly goose. That's just Communist covid propaganda! We all know no one has ever died in Tiananmen square"
Guy 2: "Oh you silly goose. That's just Communist covid propaganda! We all know no one has ever died in Tiananmen square"
by Souper Rare January 15, 2022
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Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
by Souper Rare April 28, 2022
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This free pass gives the carrier special privileges that result in people either overlooking the actions of communism or the individual's misdeeds as a result of their affiliation with communism.
Other ideologies with lower kill counts are not eligible for this pass. This is likely due to the communist long march through western institutions.
You are eligible for the Red Dead Exemption if you satisfy any of the following criteria:
1) you are a communist country guilty of genocide against its own people or other peoples.
2) you are aware of governments like those in point 1 and still believe communism is a force for good.
3) you are a westerner who has never experienced communism and think it sounds like a good idea.
4) you are a woke fordian who holds communist beliefs.
This free pass gives the carrier special privileges that result in people either overlooking the actions of communism or the individual's misdeeds as a result of their affiliation with communism.
Other ideologies with lower kill counts are not eligible for this pass. This is likely due to the communist long march through western institutions.
You are eligible for the Red Dead Exemption if you satisfy any of the following criteria:
1) you are a communist country guilty of genocide against its own people or other peoples.
2) you are aware of governments like those in point 1 and still believe communism is a force for good.
3) you are a westerner who has never experienced communism and think it sounds like a good idea.
4) you are a woke fordian who holds communist beliefs.
Guy 1: "Dude, Suzie just came out as a communist. I can't believe she'd associate herself with such a murderous ideolog..."
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? Communism is the most peaceful ideology in human history"
Guy 1: "ah, I see you have granted her the Red Dead Exemption. This conversation is over"
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? Communism is the most peaceful ideology in human history"
Guy 1: "ah, I see you have granted her the Red Dead Exemption. This conversation is over"
by Souper Rare January 20, 2022
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It is derived from Henry Ford's quote "any customer can have a car painted any colour he wants, as long as its black".
Woke Fordian's exist at all points on the political spectrum and are typically inflexible to views that do not align with their own. In the extreme, this can lead to all sorts of malicious action being inflicted by people who hold different ideological views than the person they are targeting.
It is derived from Henry Ford's quote "any customer can have a car painted any colour he wants, as long as its black".
Woke Fordian's exist at all points on the political spectrum and are typically inflexible to views that do not align with their own. In the extreme, this can lead to all sorts of malicious action being inflicted by people who hold different ideological views than the person they are targeting.
Guy 1: "Sandra just screeched at me because I said I didn't believe in universal health care. Guy 2: "What? Really?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she kept shouting that I was wrong and that I shouldn't be allowed to share my opinion anymore"
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea she was a Woke Fordian"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she kept shouting that I was wrong and that I shouldn't be allowed to share my opinion anymore"
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea she was a Woke Fordian"
by Souper Rare January 8, 2022
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