6 definitions by SoppingSploinky3

fringle

Dubious Creature

The fringle is a Dubious Creature

by SoppingSploinky3 July 26, 2022

Gloppa

A highly-praised individual amongst men, often characterized by their moist nature. The word originates from the Moist Gloppa Collective, and refers to someone who might be worthy of being part of the group.

"Jack is such a gloppa, I just saw him mow down 3 bags of hot cheetos. MGC behaviour"

by SoppingSploinky3 September 18, 2021

Splopper

An insecure straight white boy, typically a Canadian SABgoer. Usually uses words like cuck, simp and alpha. In a turf war with the sploinkers.

"Nate is such a fucking splopper, he just called Tall Sam a cuck for saying hi to a girl"

by SoppingSploinky3 September 18, 2021

Sabgoer

A disgusting, typically white (there are almost 0 people of colour) person in London, Ontario. SAB is considered the most wretched place in the world. At war with the sploinkers.

"Do you think Ana is a Sabgoer?"
"Does she go to Sab?"
"yea"
"yea"

by SoppingSploinky3 September 18, 2021

Sploinker

A very well mannered, well spoken individual. Constantly hated by the Sploppers for being so cute and lovable. Hates Sabgoers. In a hundred year's war with the Sploppers. Typically a gloppa.

If you want to become a true sploinker, you have to become one with life. You must accept life for what it is and treat everyone with the upmost respect. You must curb stomp any sploppers on sight

by SoppingSploinky3 September 18, 2021

Glopper

Hard R version of the word Gloppa. Only allowed to be said by MGC members.

"Tall Sam just asked what a glopper was, I don't think he's allowed to say that"
"Beat his ass"

by SoppingSploinky3 September 18, 2021