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10 definitions by Soon 2. B. Unemployed

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products who admittedly knows nothing about the software but insists upon asking an unending series of unnecessary questions and stands in your cube until you answer. Calling you at home on weekends is not out of bounds.
Bill: Hey, Mark, guess who called last night?
Mark: Let me guess, the documentrix.
Bill: Yeah, I almost interrupted my paddle whacking to answer the phone but I saw it was her number.
Mark: You couldn't finish after that, could you?
Bill: No. Pretty disappointing.
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 03, 2011
The thick, clingy cum that hangs off your penis when you pull out of your mate.
"Baby, that ride was awesome. It felt like you came a gallon. Be careful when you pull out so your dingle phlegm doesn't drop on the helper pillow."
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed January 07, 2013
Masturbatory term.
I saw that tweet from Jessica Alba and just had to start paddle whacking.
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 03, 2011