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A form of cider, fermented using a rather unusual method.

Rotten apples are inserted into a particularly active woman's vagina, preferrably from the county of Somerset.
The apples ferment with the yeast in the volunteer's genitalia and, when ready, can either be consumed from the vagina itself or 'squinced' out into another container.

Once a month, special 'Strawberry' Sconce can be brewed.
'Ere, lets 'av a nice pint o' sconce!'
by Somerset Expert December 6, 2009
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1. A lesbian.

2. Someone who flicks bean.
(The term 'bean' refers to the clitoris)
'Ere, t'other day I saw one o' they beaners!
by Somerset Expert December 6, 2009
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