Abbreviation for "Wandering Eye Syndrome". Men use this when they are caught looking at a woman's chest and/or body and when asked why they say "I Have W.E.S." and it totally works. It can be pronounced like the name Wes.
Girl: "Why are you looking at my boobs?"
Guy: "I'm sorry, I have W.E.S."
A thin gold chain worn around a person's neck, who is usually wearing an unbuttoned polo, without an undershirt. Often seen on overweight men.
"Dude, look at that fat guy. He's wearin' a perv chain. What a douche."
A Menu Monger is someone who waits in line at a fast food resturaunt and when it is their turn to order, they have no clue what they want to eat and it takes them forever to decide on food.
"I would have gotten out of McDonalds sooner but I got stuck behind a Menu Monger."
Identifying someone by only being able to see their footwear. Occurs mostly in a bathroom when two people are sitting on toilets in a stall.
Cole: "Hey Garth, were you taking a shit 5 minutes ago?"
Garth: "Yeah, how'd you know?"
The cheesy residue left on your fingers after eating a cheesy snack. Occurs mostly with snacks such as as Cheetos, Doritos, Sun Chips, etc.
"Yeah, I have to go wash my hands. I just ate a bag of Cheetos and I have shnuz all over my fingers."
Chinese slang used in Chinese resturaunts to mean "one girl didn't pay". This is very common slang for eat-and-runs in Chinese resturants.
"Dude, that chick totally left without paying and those crazy chinese were yelling, "Wun-gal-no-pai!"
This is the most accurate way of grouping douchebags
who play way too much on Xbox Live
. Mostly seen on games such as Halo 2
and Call of Duty 4
. It is also true that a clan does not count as having friends.
"I'm not part of any Xbox Live Clans, I have a life."