1 definition by Someone3
Someone you just want to slap because you hate them so much. They don't have anything better to do with their lives than just go to church and try to push people into their religion like a pill pusher. They also say that everything they do is a thing of god.
Like Marianne Bryant in 'Easy A' aka Amanda Bynes' Character
EXAMPLE FROM EASY A:
person 1: Well Why didn't he get into college?"
Jesus Freak: " Its all part of god's plan. If god would've wanted him to go to college, then god would've gave him the answers to those tests and allowed him to go!"
Person 1: (giggles and laughs hysterically): "are you serious? Do you honestly believe that?"
Jesus Freak:"Of course, now you are going to hell because you don't believe what I believe!"
EXAMPLE FROM EASY A:
person 1: Well Why didn't he get into college?"
Jesus Freak: " Its all part of god's plan. If god would've wanted him to go to college, then god would've gave him the answers to those tests and allowed him to go!"
Person 1: (giggles and laughs hysterically): "are you serious? Do you honestly believe that?"
Jesus Freak:"Of course, now you are going to hell because you don't believe what I believe!"
by Someone3 February 21, 2011