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A tomboy and her older brother discover what the world is actually like when some lazy, entitled loser ruins a guy's life by framing him for raping and beating his daughter, and the poor guy is found guilty despite their father completely proving that there's no way he could have committed the crime. Then, they learn a valuable lesson about never judging a book by its cover when a mysterious recluse suddenly appears and saves their lives when they are attacked by the aforementioned loser.
Apart from a lot of filler, that is the whole story of To Kill a Mockingbird. One of the most legendary books of all time.

RIP Harper Lee
by Someone who kinda exists August 2, 2021
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A person who failed at the genetic lottery so badly that it's actually sad rather than funny.
"The genetic lottery. You only get one shot at it. Some people hit the jackpot. Others...Don't."

"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."
by Someone who kinda exists July 9, 2021
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The anniversary of a person's death that matches how old they were when they died.
Elvis Presley died on August 16, 1977 at the age of 42. So his Golden Death Day was August 16, 2019.
by Someone who kinda exists October 11, 2021
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The Maze Game, also known as The Scary Maze Game, is a game where the player must use their mouse to navigate a red block to the end of the level without touching the walls.

There are three levels; the first two are easy, and the third one is nearly impossible...but are you sure you want to see what happens when you finally beat it?
The Maze Game has spawned a meme where a guy breaks his computer after being absolutely terrified of what happens when you beat the third level. That's how scary it is.
by Someone who kinda exists August 3, 2021
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Hardest word in English dictionary to define without using it in a sentence. result is that you sound like most retarded person on planet.
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by Someone who kinda exists February 12, 2022
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When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.
Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane
by Someone who kinda exists March 9, 2022
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A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.
"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.
by Someone who kinda exists May 12, 2022
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