1 definition by Someone's bitch
A sorry excuse for a man and an all-time failure in life. this is the type of man that because he lives in the ghetto believe that he's entitled to saying he is half Mexican when is all factual issue his adoption papers states he's fully white. Do not approach this man as he has a very creepy vibe about him taking off his cap will blind you and possibly confuse you for some type of albino. His over average penis seems to make him excusable for his arrogance and lack of communication. DO NOT BE LIKE THEON, BE BETTER.
I I made the mistake of calling my son Theon but at least he got me on the welfare.
Oh for fuck sake Theon.
Oh for fuck sake Theon.
by Someone's bitch February 23, 2019