2 definitions by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD
The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.
Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.
Man 2: He WHAT?
Man 2: He WHAT?
by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD March 1, 2021
Her: "You want want me to give you a sloppy dallas"
Him: "It would look like fuckin lawn clippings on my shaft...Thinkin about it is making me horny."
Him: "It would look like fuckin lawn clippings on my shaft...Thinkin about it is making me horny."
by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD October 16, 2020