26 definitions by Some1 @ the internet
A gay Asian who’s obsessed with BTS that will give every1 corona-virus because he’s 101.0001% Chinese.
Ryan was a failed abortion
by Some1 @ the internet February 6, 2020
arab guy: wanna play football?
Abdelmajeed: ok, here it is
arab guy: wtf I said football not fucking rugby you goatfucker
abdelmajeed: WTF is rugby?
arab guy: oh look my friend brought his football
abdelmajeed: thats a soccer ball not a football you fucking retard
arab guy: da faq is soccer?
abdelmajeed: the ball your friend is holding you piece of shit
arab guy: thats a football not a fucking soccer ball thing you son of a bitch
*abdelmajeed shoots arab guy*
Abdelmajeed: ok, here it is
arab guy: wtf I said football not fucking rugby you goatfucker
abdelmajeed: WTF is rugby?
arab guy: oh look my friend brought his football
abdelmajeed: thats a soccer ball not a football you fucking retard
arab guy: da faq is soccer?
abdelmajeed: the ball your friend is holding you piece of shit
arab guy: thats a football not a fucking soccer ball thing you son of a bitch
*abdelmajeed shoots arab guy*
by Some1 @ the internet April 26, 2019
Guy 1: what does ¥ mean?
Guy 2: oh it means a currency sign used for the Japanese yen and the Chinese yuan currencies when writing in Latin scripts. This monetary symbol resembles a Latin letter Y with a single or double horizontal stroke. The symbol is usually placed before the value it represents, for example: ¥50, or JP¥50 and CN¥50 when disambiguation is needed. When writing in Japanese and Chinese, the Japanese kanji and Chinese character is written following the amount, for example 50円 in Japan, and 50元 or 50圆 in China.
Guy 1: wtf?
Guy 2: oh it means a currency sign used for the Japanese yen and the Chinese yuan currencies when writing in Latin scripts. This monetary symbol resembles a Latin letter Y with a single or double horizontal stroke. The symbol is usually placed before the value it represents, for example: ¥50, or JP¥50 and CN¥50 when disambiguation is needed. When writing in Japanese and Chinese, the Japanese kanji and Chinese character is written following the amount, for example 50円 in Japan, and 50元 or 50圆 in China.
Guy 1: wtf?
by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021
The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah
The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah
The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.
by Some1 @ the internet December 20, 2019
by Some1 @ the internet December 21, 2019
Macron: we will abolish Islam once and for all
Islam extremists: oh yeah well… *flys plane to effiel tower killing macron”
Islam extremists: oh yeah well… *flys plane to effiel tower killing macron”
by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021
guy 1: im going to buy the new game
guy 2: how much?
guy 1: 10 dinars
guy 2: wtf? you mean 50 dinars
guy 1: fuck no u piece of shit, where not in usa where it cost $50, where in kuwait where u buy 1.50 dinars just for a big mac meal
guy 2: we must be rich
guy 1: we are
guy 2: how much?
guy 1: 10 dinars
guy 2: wtf? you mean 50 dinars
guy 1: fuck no u piece of shit, where not in usa where it cost $50, where in kuwait where u buy 1.50 dinars just for a big mac meal
guy 2: we must be rich
guy 1: we are
by Some1 @ the internet October 14, 2018