The captain of the Jewish gold reserves. Commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. Rides a magic sleigh. Wears red robes and winter gear. Delivers presents. Is not Santa Claus.
(sees captain jew gold)
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!
A sexual act in which you are banging a chick from behind and as you are about to climax you zip your pants up so your dick is stuck between the zipper's teeth at which point you are fused to the girl's vagina.
Like lovebugs they zipdoodled around the parking lot.