Solid Mantis's definitions
A guy with a bowl haircut, a haircut given by placing a bowl on a guy's head and trimming the part not covered by the bowl with clippers.
Jason has been a shroomhead for as long as I remember man. Only haircut he's ever had is to have a friend stop by put a bowl on his head and trim his hair up.
by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016
Get the Shroomheadmug. Not everybody who says they got up after being knocked down really got up. Some were always helped up by an authority figure in life.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2020
Get the Lifemug. The point of view you have if you watch a lot of QVC. You hear about a golden eye or a diamond eye, but you hardly ever hear about a tanzanite eye or an emerald eye.
Dr. Robotnik- Chaos, what is that reflection in your emerald eye? Is that me I see?
The reflection in his/her tanzanite eye was keeping the QVC folks from getting any rest at night.
The reflection in his/her tanzanite eye was keeping the QVC folks from getting any rest at night.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021
Get the Tanzanite eyemug. Things work a little different when you're in your own neighborhood versus when you're somewhere you're not from.
There was no greater hypocrisy than someone not from an area/neighborhood trying to run somebody who was from the area/neighborhood off. The fact that the girl held nothing about the neighborhood sacred didn't mean nobody else did. It began to get highly inflammatory for a good reason.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
Get the Neighborhoodmug. 
Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble. There are people nowadays who won't do anything in life if theres not a picture or video to post and comment about. They live to be seen on social media, YouTube, or reality TV, where everything is staged. What happened to enjoying what you were doing so much at the time that you didnt think to film it, you already missed your opportunity to film it and it didnt matter, you got to be human for a few minutes, you were as close to who you really were as you get, no image. That must have ended in the 90s with VCR's for some people.
Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020
Get the Social mediamug. The first guy to be Dalton in Roadhouse was an original, the next guy to try and be Dalton after him was a lame, inauthentic, low-frequency imbecile.
by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021
Get the Daltonmug.