Solid Mantis's definitions

Parade

You would almost think there would be no parades any more, not because of the virus, but because someone would call a parade racist like they did with the statues for not being politically correct enough. No crowd, black, white, yellow, brown (and a red indian or two) would gather, people would just remain divided if there was no parade to go to.

Indians don't have a parade on thanksgiving, so should the rest of us put an end to the parades? Would that somehow right all the wrongs that have been done in this country?

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Stupidity

Walking by a spot one day and seeing someone, then walking by the same spot (not 15 to 30 minutes or so later, but hours of the same day later) and seeing the same person, still in the same spot they were when you last walked by.

This guy is still here outside the front of this store just sitting there. The sun is about to go down, that is stupidity.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Winning

You wouldn't hear about as many female athletes shooting up in the neck in a postseason game. Females live longer because they're chicken shot about taking unnecessary risks with their bodies like that, even if they're chicken shit, they're still alive at 70 something in greater numbers than males are.

Females are no less desperate than males to win at something, they're just more desperate to live to win another day at something, which is why they usually live longer lifespans which is like winning to them.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019

MGTOW

A group that hates females over age 18, but scavengers the parking lot of a Justin Timberlake concert for 12 year olds.

MGTOW bro- Get in child, it's fun in my mustang!
12 year old girl- Its scary out here, I want my mommy!
MGTOW- You're not gonna tell your mommy anything, I dont want any grown ups knowing anything about who I am, now get in this car right now child!

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2020

Interspecies relationship

Sounds more sophisticated than beastiality.

John was in an interspecies relationship with a fiery female hyena.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2017

Deprogrammed

People don't need to be programmed, they need to be deprogrammed usually. Get with the deprogram, not the program.

Can anybody get this man deprogrammed so he will be all right?

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

Billie the kid

A badass cowgirl who ran with a posse of badass cowgirls.

Billie the kid was just one of the many young guns in the west.

by Solid Mantis April 6, 2019