Solid Mantis's definitions

Suicide

A drink with all the sodas mixed together. Posted on urban dictionary until small town dictionary can be found.

Where do you get a suicide now? When you ask about it, they stick you in a hospital now.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2018

Shit interception

When someone has intercepted an enemy's shit.

The sneaky girl ended up getting back the shit she had been trying to give someone else after the shit interception.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

50 yard challenge

A way to have everybody's attention.

When the guy got to his 50th yard with 30 seconds out of the hour to go, he had everyone's attention in the neighborhood, along with people from dome of the other neighborhoods and cities and towns who wanted to see if he could really finish 50 yards in one hour. He reached a godlike status when he finished the 50 yard challenge at 59 minutes and 55 seconds.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020

Narc poser

1) A guy/girl posing as a narc.
2) A guy/girl who's both a narc and a poser.

1) Nobody would pose as a narc, a narc poser is a narc.
2) The narc poser will pose as your friend for a few years to get enough information on you to leak to your other enemies

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2019

Band poser

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.

The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020

Disgusting

If sucking a dick is not disgusting, just think of how many wives gave their husband a blow job before church and decide whether you still want to drink a sip of wine at communion.

Priest- You can eat off the plate and drink out the cup.

Guy at church- I usually just drink out of my own cups and eat off my own plates, but I appreciate it, I'll pass though. I got enough disgusting stuff going on where I live.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

Enemies

Knowing who common enemies are can be more helpful than looking for common ground with other people.

There is no common ground between you and your enemies, and they don't want you to wake up and fight, they want you to wake up and compromise/follow orders (which isn't waking up).

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020