Solid Mantis's definitions

MMA douchebag

The kind of douchebag that hopes somebody on the internet gets ballsy and pulls that crowbar on them like they said they would, as they could have any time, and still can.

I'm an mma douchebag so I hope somebody decides to put their balls where there mouth is, nothing is holding them back.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Thumbscrew

A way for an inquisitor to have fun.

Hilltop Henry X had four of his wives thumbscrewed for cheating on him. He then put them on the rack. The thumbscrew was Hilltop Henry X's favorite pre torture device.

by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017

Wienie wacker

A good bunch to have arrested when you're trying to make quota at the end of the month.

Where you goin with the mask I found wienie wacker?

by Solid Mantis March 30, 2018

Shroomhead

A guy with a bowl haircut, a haircut given by placing a bowl on a guy's head and trimming the part not covered by the bowl with clippers.

Jason has been a shroomhead for as long as I remember man. Only haircut he's ever had is to have a friend stop by put a bowl on his head and trim his hair up.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

Tanzanite eye

The point of view you have if you watch a lot of QVC. You hear about a golden eye or a diamond eye, but you hardly ever hear about a tanzanite eye or an emerald eye.

Dr. Robotnik- Chaos, what is that reflection in your emerald eye? Is that me I see?

The reflection in his/her tanzanite eye was keeping the QVC folks from getting any rest at night.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021

Life

Not the only thing that knocks people down.

Not everybody who says they got up after being knocked down really got up. Some were always helped up by an authority figure in life.

by Solid Mantis April 17, 2020

Cocktease

A female who thinks she's god's gift to men.

What would men do without a cocktease? More men would commit suicide since they can't seem to live without one.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2018