Solid Mantis's definitions

Clap back

Putting your hands together for somebody that put their hands together for you.

Neither of them had done anything impressive, but the other one decided to clap back at the first one. You hardly ever see/hear somebody clap just one time then sthat was it.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021

Wuss

The word a pussy uses to describe someone they hate.

Some pussy just called me a wuss, he was trying to piss me off, but he failed. Wuss doesn't piss anybody off, wuss makes a guy want to go home and tell his mommy a story about how he called a bully a wuss and brought his slingshot to school for self defense against mean, rude bullies.

by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017

Hypocrite

People who call cops on somebody frequently then talk shot about somebody who doesn't seem to know that 911 isn't the only number for the fire department.

The girl thought she had mind blowing information nobody else had about various things, really she was a hypocrite like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2019

Bromance

Two guys who have not known each other their whole lives involved in a pretentious fantasy friendship where they know everything about each other, even dark and dirty secrets. Gay men have it right, a bromance has always been two sexual rivals pretending they don't want anything to happen to their rival. Gay men enjoy each others company, a bromance is not the real thing.

Ricky and Bobby aren't going to fuck so why do they hang like they enjoy sucking each others cocks so much? Their own company must be desperately lacking in ability to entertain oneself, when you're hopeless post an ad in the paper for a heterosexual bromance. Or, learn to quit depending on somebody else for company.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016

Pigs

The unknown intermediary host of the coronavirus in the movie Contagion.

The WHO trip to China seemed more like a trip to defer suspicion to China and make China the enemy than a trip to get to the bottom of the mystery of where the virus started to spread like wildfire. Pigs would be as unwitting in their role of spreading a manufactured virus as they would any other kind of virus, just like bats and most humans. These animals would do the weaponizing of the virus for somebody who wanted it spread, to where nobody would have to weapinize it. A lot of medical suppliers and healthcare industries have benefitted from the virus financially, and they're not the only ones who have. Many governments have nearly taken totalitarian control of their populations, and have justified all of this by pointing to the virus as the enemy of the people. Even if people get vaccinated, they can still die from the virus, so the Machiavellian sense of hope and morale boost that came with the long wait for and arrival of the vaccine is something to take with a grain of salt, and question, just like anything else coming from an authoritative source.

by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021

Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Poser

Someone who tries to take someone else's entire life.

The poser assassinated Jesse then tried to become the next Jesse after his death.

by Solid Mantis January 1, 2021