Solid Mantis's definitions

Bullshit

An election between one candidate who has spent most of his entire life compromising, and the other who has spent most of his entire life trying to force other people to compromise.

The bullshit is why some of us don't vote.

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

Too rough to be true

Somebody who tries to out rough everybody else even though people that know them well know they're a clown.

He/she was too rough to be true, that must be why the music and lifestyle fizzled out of popularity.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020

Puppet

Someone that has someone else behind them.

The good news is you're not my puppet and I'm not yours. You're not my doll and I'm not yours. You're not my toy, and im not yours. You're free of me, and I'm free of you.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Pseudosensitive

When someone is too sensitive to be true.

You are not really that sensitive because nobody is really that fuckin sensitive. Cut it out, you're either looking to get mollycoddled, you think I'm a sucker, or both. I know when someone is being pseudosensitive.

by Solid Mantis October 12, 2020

Nitro

A car.

Guy- Hey, was that Percy that just drove by and threw up the peace sign at you?

Other guy- Yea, you know he's the kind of guy who would like to bring back the electric chair and put you there.

Guy- So he thinks I should straighten out according to his definition of straightening out or he wants me dead?

Other guy- He's not the only one, I know a girl named Percy, she would be the female version of this guy Percy, she even drives a Nitro like him.

Guy- Fuck, these are some dangerous people.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Gold digger

A girl who respects the guys bank account about him, but not who he is.

The gold digger admired the guys bank account for what it was, but would have thought the guy was a mess who needed therapy and had problems if he wasn't as rich as he was.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2019

Country

Not the same as suburban. Suburban is not everything that is not the city, suburban is the area around a city that is not urban or country.

Depending on what coffee table books you read, neighborhoods in upper Manhattan are suburban since they are not around midtown or downtown (and mostly residential/bedroom neighborhoods), and someone who wanted to talk shot about somebody's neighborhood or put it down could mention it, though you would think the way someone from the neighborhood describes their own neighborhood is accurate enough, without reading statistics about their neighborhood or going by a coffee table book. The same is true for many areas in many cities, a little bit of knowing what you're talking about is better than reading a book or what you think you know about something or someone. The country is not the suburbs and people who grew up somewhere that was not suburban at the time they grew up don't tend to have suburban values.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019