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Mama's girl

She was the most dangerous kind of mama's girl, the kind that would cut you, kill you, or even dress up as the superhero on the good guy's side, then kill you, all to prove she was not a mama's girl.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
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Too good to be true story

Since humans have a way of telling stories that makes another group the bad guys, most stories are too good to be true stories, whether they are stories you hear often about triumphant European groups, or stories about the triumph of other groups than Europeans.
If the (American) Indians had invaded and took over Europe, the stories of the triumph of their human spirit would sound like bullshit to Europeans because they would know it was the way the Indians were telling history. The Indians would also know the dehumanized European stories of survival and oppression in the Indian's new world were bullshit too, since any group of humans can tell a too good to be true story, making another group sound like the most inhuman pieces of shit that ever lived, the bible has plenty of them. The reality is each and every group is as human and as inhuman as the next, there is no more or less human group, not the oppressor, not the oppressed. There are no innocent, pure humans, innocent applies only to animals. Groups of oppressed people have also raped, tortured, and killed each other, and members of other groups, even if plenty of bad shit happened to them too, no matter how good a movie/book makes their group or their story look. If an American Indian or an Aboriginie tells a story, their audience shouldn't not question the full story because it was told by a rare living member of an Indian or Aboriginie group because their group is few in numbers, any more than they shouldn't not question a story told by an Anglo-Saxon.
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
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Poodle girl

A girl that has a bubbly, poodle-like energy.
Even when throwing the egg at the dude and saying screw you, the poodle girl that didn't curse came off as poodle-like. Like a poodle trying to act tough instead of being herself, a poodle girl.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
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Mayberry by the sea

There's no such place, oceanfront property is too expensive to be anywhere near Mayberry. You also don't see the time and temperature displayed outside the bank in a coastal California coastal city like you would in Mayberry. San Diego isn't New York or Tokyo, but it isn't Mayberry either.
Mayberry by the sea wouldn't be in California if there was such a place. California is nothing like Mayberry. Back in the late 1930s it might have been more like Mayberry than it is now, but not today. Really though, nowhere west of Oklahoma is much like Mayberry, it's a different world.
by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021
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Smooth

Smooth is when you don't get a ticket for anything.
J.Walk didn't get any speeding tickets, he was just that smooth. It helped that his friends were all cops.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
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Six

If a guy is a three and half, a six would be out of his league, but if a guy is a six, and he met two females who were sixes, and they turned out to be lesbians, they would be a pair of sixes and he would be not much of a hand to get dealt.
The girl thought the guy was a three and a half because he had three and a half inches of hard dick, but really he was a six too.
by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019
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Silence

Silence is not compliance. Refusing to talk to someone isn't complying with them, since you dont have to talk to anyone.
A mouthy person would call silence compliance, since they want to get people to comply with their policy of saying a lot but meaning nothing, and spreading misinformation.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
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