Solid Mantis's definitions

Disappointed

Let down.

Some people were disappointed that she tried to be her deceased grandmother she had never met, or Taylor Swift, or a thousand other people that weren't her despite all the be yourself bullshit she preached, but others had known her ling enough to know she had always been an imitator and a poser, and would never have been herself or been honest about who she really was with one person that knew her anyway, and that there would never be anything to get disappointed about.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner and had a huge dick though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid with a short Irish dick and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Full of shit

Someone with a lot of mouth on them. Sometimes called a sassy attitude by some.

The girl's defensive response to being called on being full of shit was similar to her response on being called an idiot, a chicken shit, a terror(ist), or anything else you could think of, if she said it before somebody else did, she thought she got brownie points for it.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Too good to be true story

Since humans have a way of telling stories that makes another group the bad guys, most stories are too good to be true stories, whether they are stories you hear often about triumphant European groups, or stories about the triumph of other groups than Europeans.

If the (American) Indians had invaded and took over Europe, the stories of the triumph of their human spirit would sound like bullshit to Europeans because they would know it was the way the Indians were telling history. The Indians would also know the dehumanized European stories of survival and oppression in the Indian's new world were bullshit too, since any group of humans can tell a too good to be true story, making another group sound like the most inhuman pieces of shit that ever lived, the bible has plenty of them. The reality is each and every group is as human and as inhuman as the next, there is no more or less human group, not the oppressor, not the oppressed. There are no innocent, pure humans, innocent applies only to animals. Groups of oppressed people have also raped, tortured, and killed each other, and members of other groups, even if plenty of bad shit happened to them too, no matter how good a movie/book makes their group or their story look. If an American Indian or an Aboriginie tells a story, their audience shouldn't not question the full story because it was told by a rare living member of an Indian or Aboriginie group because their group is few in numbers, any more than they shouldn't not question a story told by an Anglo-Saxon.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Poodle girl

A girl that has a bubbly, poodle-like energy.

Even when throwing the egg at the dude and saying screw you, the poodle girl that didn't curse came off as poodle-like. Like a poodle trying to act tough instead of being herself, a poodle girl.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Mayberry by the sea

There's no such place, oceanfront property is too expensive to be anywhere near Mayberry. You also don't see the time and temperature displayed outside the bank in a coastal California coastal city like you would in Mayberry. San Diego isn't New York or Tokyo, but it isn't Mayberry either.

Mayberry by the sea wouldn't be in California if there was such a place. California is nothing like Mayberry. Back in the late 1930s it might have been more like Mayberry than it is now, but not today. Really though, nowhere west of Oklahoma is much like Mayberry, it's a different world.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021

Mama's girl

A female pussy.

She was the most dangerous kind of mama's girl, the kind that would cut you, kill you, or even dress up as the superhero on the good guy's side, then kill you, all to prove she was not a mama's girl.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019