Solid Mantis's definitions

Systematic magical bullshit

A three word term a mountain lion can't read, though a human being can.

A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Information

Never mind tea, you wonder what the going rate for information is China these days.

The girl never told anybody the price of tea or information in China, she just kept trying to sell them Feng shui bracelets.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Senior officer

Someone that doesn't get to where they are by mistake, or on accident.

Someone who makes a lot of mistakes or accidents on the job usually doesn't keep their job too long, so a senior officer without a history of making mistakes or doing things on accident wouldn't shoot somebody on accident either.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

Calm

To try and get someone to stop resisting something.

The authority figure tried to calm people. The authority figure believed he/she was above his/her laws and did not have to behave in a certain way, but thought that other people did.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020

Pacifist

Freak the mighty woulda told it like it is, if only he was still around.

Freak the mighty-Youre a pacifist, you pass on the fists.
Other kid stands up to freak the mighty Napoleonic bullying.
Freak the mighty- You monster, I thought you'd never resort to violence, I thought you'd never do that.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018

Hilltop

A midget on a hilltop can see further than the wrestlers that tower over the tall people you know and hate.

Mini me is hilltop and heir to the life you could never live.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Kitchen

Might become more dangerous than the post office to work at.

Shaquesha Walker-Triggerhands walked into the kitchen and put motherfuckers on the floor like it was a post office job. She knew she had too much talent as a hitman to be working as a cook or a dishwasher getting cook, dishwasher, or busboy respect, whatever that is.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020