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Goofus

The kind of person who sets up anything from a robbery to a fight (and if they made a dollar by putting it on a show on tv like punk'd, that's what they would try and do).
The girl wanted to put brad pitt, johnny knoxville, and see man in a video but for some unknown reason (if there was a reason at all) decided to try and put local folk in her goofus set up).
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
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Wolfin

Bluffing. Telling somebody they're wolfin is calling somebody out on a bluff.
Jon told Cesar he was just wolfin about what he said. Until Jon finds out otherwise, he could only call Cesar on wolfin. Jon doesn't think he will find out otherwise.
by Solid Mantis June 14, 2018
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Ignore

The most simple and effective way to let somebody know you meant to not talk to them, call on their birthday, acknowledge them in public or admit to yourself you know them. To go against the grain of all the people who contribute to their sphere of attention and attention seeking and their self image of a good, upstanding person or whatever the fuck their concern is with the public eye watching.
Don't ignore me I'm scared I won't be around one day and nobody will give a fuck what if they all end up celebrating me not being around anymore awwww how horrible.
by Solid Mantis October 26, 2016
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Left hand man

A right hand man for a lefthander.
He was always with his left hand man.
by Solid Mantis March 9, 2021
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Reject

One difference between someone who ignores you and someone who's rejects you is the person who rejects you was paying attention to you, and was taking everything seriously.
The girl thought the guy didn't take her seriously like most of the people with sense didn't, but the guy was really the kind of guy who took everything seriously, and knew he didn't trust her, so he decided to reject her.
by Solid Mantis June 22, 2019
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Superhuman

Why would somebody aim to be superhuman, when being who they are is special enough?
Superhuman isn't something anybody has to aim for, no matter how great someone else's expectations are.
by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021
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Fungi

The flower said to the mushroom you used to be a fungi to take to parties, until they found all the decomposed bodies.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018
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