Solid Mantis's definitions

Dogs

Different people think of dogs differently.

Socializing problems with white people and black people-

Black guy goes to white guys house-

Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?

White guy goes to black families house-

White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020

Microwand

A wand invisible to the human eye.

He had the tiniest wand she never saw, which was why she never saw him waving it. A microwand was making things happen.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Poodle girl

A girl that has a bubbly, poodle-like energy.

Even when throwing the egg at the dude and saying screw you, the poodle girl that didn't curse came off as poodle-like. Like a poodle trying to act tough instead of being herself, a poodle girl. If you stood up to the mouthy poodle girl, it was rare that she did anything, and if she did, it was harmless.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Change

If someone has reached the age of 35, or 50, or 90, and hasn't changed, they don't have to change. It's never too late to remain yourself without changing anything.

If someone has reached an age of 35, or 50, or 90, and they like who they are, they don't have to listen when somebody says they need to change, or that it's never too late to change, especially when it's coming from somebody who has no answers they don't.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2021

Manly girl

What most females claiming to be manly women are.

She's a manly girl who thinks you're too old to be cool like her and her friends.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

Over indulged

Spoiled beyond having an attitude, sense of entitlement, or laziness, outspoiling, expecting to be rich and in charge of everything, mollycoddling.

He/she had always been over indulged beyond some of the other people he/she called spoiled hypocrites with double standards.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2019

Unemployment

Unemployment isnt a comfortable life, even for people who get benefits. Theres something essential about having a steady job, theres a reason most people would rather work than be unemployed with benefits for an extended time, and many would rather go to work than work from home. Having a job gives a lot of people a sense of being a part of something outside their family, or what's at home, it's not something that can be replaced. Most of the people who are unemployed and getting benefits aren't living that way because it's what they wanted to do since they were kids, they live that way because the business they worked for shut down.

He/she wouldn't choose unemployment as a way of life, but it was his/her current circumstances.

by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020