Solid Mantis's definitions

Deserter

Someone that abandons their people and what they should do.

You're right about me, I'm a little punk deserter, there's no fooling you is there? You know what you are talking about, so why do you spend so much time in your shell since you are right so much of the time. Can't you see how much more sensitive I am than you about bringing up stuff like this, though I try to keep it hidden from people like you? I don't want everybody to know what a coward I am.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Goodfella

Somebody who knows how to make garlic disappear. If you're not Sicilian, why would Ray Liotta share with you a way to make garlic disappear for free (or for the cost to buy/rent a DVD or video)?

Dupree- I got the garlic roasting technique I used on dinner tonight from the movie Goodfellas, but the garlic didn't liquify like Ray Liotta said it would.

Dupree's company- Dupree, it wasn't because you didn't follow Ray Liotta's instructions right, it's because you're not a Goodfella, you're not one of them. Try not to be so Sicilian next time you cook, you're not Sicilian Dupree.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

Repression

Not acknowledging negative feelings is true repression. Not allowing other people to acknowledge theirs because you don't acknowledge yours is the worst kind of repression/oppression.

For someone that claimed to be such a free spirit, repression was something she used at many oppurtune times to benefit from doing so.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

Orgy

Having an orgy isn't unfaithful according to the movie bucket list. If you did have an orgy and you fucked someone other than your husband/wife, in what really are you not cheating on them? Its cheating as much as having an affair, it makes you as much of a hypocrite as anybody.

The guy/girl thought having an affair was cheating, but having an orgy wasn't cheating, what kind of hypocrisy is that?

by Solid Mantis January 5, 2020

Coronavirus

Almost something out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there never has been any normal human behavior to lose. People's lives were always dysfunctional, and always will be. The ones who seem normal and want everything to change into a more functional, appropriate union are the ones you want to watch.

The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They don't need to change their lives, and nothing around them needs to change either. Nobody has to be or get appropriate or functional, and the coronavirus won't change that.

by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021

Halved

Cut in half, torn in half.

1) The kicker for the football team was halved when two guys from the other team hit her from opposite directions. She could see her large intestine on the field.

2) Dewey halved his own brother in a machete fight.

3) The guy was halved by 2 guys sawing him in half down the torso as a punishment.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2020

Authenticious

Suspicious in an authentic way.

There was something authenticious about 2 of the 6 guys in the van, the other four were just plain suspicious.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2018