Solid Mantis's definitions

Bees knees

The coolest

Lad's dad-Give this lighter to the bug-eyed, unstable looking girl smoking a cigarette. Yea, the one with the hair that looks like a mix between boy band and skater haircut, she will think you're the bees knees for that.
Lad- That's pretty straightforward and easy, that's all I have to do?

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017

Winning

Winning is nice and all, but you gotta be pretty desperate for it if you're getting shots in your neck. Hopefully if someone told you that shooting heroin in your neck would get you a ring, you wouldn't be desperate enough to start doing it, though all of a sudden the same guys getting shots in their neck who don't judge would start calling other guys junkies who got the heroin shots, which is hypocrisy.

The guy shot up five times in the neck to get a title, he must think if you're not winning that way, you're not trying.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019

Fairweather friend

Someone who is your friend when the sky is blue, but disappears when it is gray.

He/she was a fairweather friend.

by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021

Diamond in the rough

Doesn't really have to describe anything internal or external based on my experience. A way for somebody to describe themself as rougher/tougher than they actually are.

He never saw the roughness that the girl calling herself the diamond in the rough was describing in her title for herself.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Hypocrite

Someone who pokes fun at double standards they're guilty of practicing themselves.

Girl- When I was 6, I made fun of the 12 year old white kids who listened to rap and talked like gangsters, then I started wearing my hat backwards, listening to rap, and talking like a gangster. I didn't see that coming, I thought I'd never be a hypocrite like the older people I tried to make fun of. I thought my perspective had the broadest horizons of all.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Thief trick

One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.

That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.

by Solid Mantis January 9, 2020

Cop

Somebody who can keep a job when they fuck up at work.

Cop- I could lose my job for this!

Guy- Its a reality for everyone else, what are you whining about it for? No matter what you do at work, you're still more likely to keep a job than most. Welcome to unemployment bro.

by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020