Solid Mantis's definitions

Headaches

You have to combat them.

The girl whined about so many headaches and stomach aches as a kid that her mother told her she could do that for a living, so she did. She started making headache medicine commercials.

by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021

Dude

A guy.

Guy 1-Look at this psycho dude riding his bike man.
Guy 2-I don't think that's a dude man.
Guy 1- Yea, that's a dude riding his bike.
Guy 2-I think that's a chick with short hair man.
Guy 1- How much you wanna bet this dude has a dick?
Guy 2- I'm not betting on it, who are you Mr. Big Brother know it all? How do you know that's a dude?

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Halved

Cut in half by a machete.

If anybody knew I didnt get halved on accident Dewey, they'd quarter you.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

Technology

Technology and change doesnt make everything better. Theres a preoccupation with safety in everyday life that wasnt there before the 2000s, and it hasn't stopped people from dying. People aren't designed to socialize primarily online or from home instead of in person. Technology doesnt replace nature, and theres danger that comes with nature, there always has been.

Nature is duality, it's not just female and it's not just male. Technology doesnt change nature.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020

Virus

If someone did want to weaponize a virus, they wouldn't have to, the birds, the bees, or the bats would do it for them. There's a lot of money to be made in a pandemic, and a lot to gain for some folks, even as everyone else shuts down.

A virus wouldn't need to be weaponized by a human, and a human that wanted one weaponized knows that, so if anybody starts asking questions, they can always give the bats, the birds, or the bees as the answers

by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021

Boeing buyout

Getting laid off and trying to prepare for what's next in years ahead where the future doesn't look bright is one thing, but if you like working for Boeing, things are good, and leaving your job is voluntary, what would make you want to leave? Having a job at a time when not everybody does seems like something you wouldn't want to trade for another opportunity.

People will fly and travel again some day, the Boeing buyout is taking place pretty quick since travel slowed.

by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020

Toxic recycler

Someone who puts all the wrong shit in the recycling bin, an imperfect recycler.

Fuck you if you dont like toxic recycled shit, we really dont want to sell you shit in the first place, but not selling you shit isnt a good way to make money, so instead we sell you this toxic plastic shit these assholes and jerks keep giving us. If only we had the heart to tell them to take it to the landfill, but we want your money too much to do that, and that would look bad on us if people stopped recycling and took their shit back to the landfill again. So we found the heart to curse you, the buyer out.

-Toxic Recycler Dude

by Solid Mantis June 11, 2020