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A dork that gets a break from being called a dork because she wasn't born with a penis.
The dork girl is a fuckin dork, but nobody calls her that because she's not a male. What a double standard.
by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019
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A group of guys threw beer bottles at the dork girl, now another group of guys has to go kick the shit out of them over the dork girl. What was she doing in their neighborhood in the first place? Somebody call her parents so they can pick her up.

A dork girl almost got her hand bit off by the rottweiler, now the owner of the dog has to give his dog a beating over somebody fucking with the animal.
by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019
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I just watched as those two dudes at the park let some dork girl turn them both into dorks, I should have done something.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021
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A female that was a dork growing up, then after a certain age people for some reason lose interest in calling her a dork.
Now that people lost interest (got bored with) in calling the dork girl a dork, she grows the balls to start calling other people dorks at work.
by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019
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A girl that has a bunch of females put on hard hats when females start getting called out at office jobs for being dorks, thinking that hard hats make people look hard.
The dork girl wanted to see more females in hard hats and more males in sequins or aprons, since she thought that feminine males were better males than other males, better human beings.
by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019
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Guy 1- Are you going to the cluster fuck tonight? This is gonna be better than a coronavirus party, we're all gonna get drunk, we're all gonna get high, and we're all gonna get fuckin sick too man, its gonna be great!
Guy 2- I'll pass, but dont let my negative attitude stop the show.
Girl- Whoa, that sounds awesome and anything is better than being alone.
Guy 1- Yea, nothing is worse than being alone, let's get out of here, this is lame.
by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020
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Stealing something from somebody (including a show) who would gladly give somebody something doesn't seem like an action with a lot of honor in it. Being indirect about it instead of straightforward makes somebody more of a liar than a thief.
They would've given him/her the show, as it said to do in the script, but he/she still insisted on a coup to steal the show. Stealing the show had always been his/her true intention, to get the best of any of the other guy there was.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021
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