3 definitions by Softballislif3

Cooper

A fucking cunt who you want to run over with a semi-truck, or a lawn mower, or anything that'll hurt like a bitch. A Cooper is a little shit who is so self centered, so xenophobic, so rude, and a wannabe fuck boy. If you ever see a Cooper, then just hop in your car and FUCKING FLOOR IT

Person one: "ewww is that a cockroach?!"
Person two: "no that's just Cooper"

by Softballislif3 August 18, 2017

Cooper

If you ever come across a Cooper, then LORD HELP YOU! Cooper is an arrogant, self centered little bitch who will lead you one and then date the person that you know you hate most in the entire world! He is probably so bitter because his dick IS SMALL AS FUCK! If you ever come across a Cooper, do everyone a favor and punch him in his tiny ass cock!

Person one: "you hate Cooper?"
Person two: "who doesn't?!"

by Softballislif3 August 18, 2017

Oompa Loompa

Our president

WHY IS THAT CRAZY OOMPA LOOMPA OUR PRESIDENT?! AMERICA, WHAT THE FUCK

by Softballislif3 August 18, 2017