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The collective term for those unusually social creatures you see when you leave your bedroom. Not much is known about them, but their sole purpose seems to be forcing us to have meals with them. Be careful, as it is not uncommon for families to probe into our personal lives. They are also extremely notable for causing public embarrassment.
Hey, can I come over to your place after class? I failed chemistry and I'm sure my family's gonna ask about it over dinner.
by Sociopathic Anon May 24, 2017
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Extremely toxic poison that kills it's victims slowly and painfully if consumed. Avoid any physical contact. It is also advisable to avoid inhalation, as the smell of gluten has been reported to make you gain double your weight in fat in a matter of seconds. This poison is responsible for everything bad that has ever happened in this country.
Oh, no! There's a cat stuck on that tree! Poor thing, it must have been gluten.
by Sociopathic Anon May 24, 2017
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