The inferior vampire archetype created by Stephanie Meyer in the Twilight series. Instead of bursting into flames and dying like a REAL vampire when stepping out into the sun, they just glisten like a giant pussy.
Coupled with questionably "good" looks and faggoty, cliche one-liners, these bottom dwelling fantasy creatures are often sought after by tweens.
Tween: O-M-G! Edward is such a HOT vampire!!
Older Brother: Edward Cullen is a total pussypire. If you want REAL vampires, go check out Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in Interview with the Vampire.