8 definitions by Snowflake 2.0
The state acquired by ingesting opiates in accompaniment with alcohol. Opium and Absinthe are the most desirable substances for use in this combination, as they are most redolent of true Laudanum, a compound of a wide spectrum of opium alkaloids and alcohol once used to treat various medical afflictions, and the time period in which the elixir was common.
Drug addict: I need a serious fix.
Dr. Feelgood: Combine 16 ounces of wormwood-distilled Absinthe with two ounces of dissolved opium, mix until homogenous, and quaff liberally until the desired effects are achieved.
Drug addict: So basically you're telling me to get some tar and a bottle of green fairy and get a nice Laudanum effect?
Dr. Feelgood: Yeah, more or less.
Dr. Feelgood: Combine 16 ounces of wormwood-distilled Absinthe with two ounces of dissolved opium, mix until homogenous, and quaff liberally until the desired effects are achieved.
Drug addict: So basically you're telling me to get some tar and a bottle of green fairy and get a nice Laudanum effect?
Dr. Feelgood: Yeah, more or less.
by Snowflake 2.0 March 22, 2012
A young urban professional (yuppie) who deals in illegal or unsavory business; typically drug dealers, arms dealers, organized criminals, murderers for hire, gang members, pimps or prostitutes, thieves, etc.
Scarface was the paradigm underground yuppie climbing the corruption ladder, using the piss-ants around him as wrungs.
by Snowflake 2.0 March 22, 2012
The condition of being stoned, drunk and coked up, the preferred state of the original cast of Saturday Night Live in the late '70s. Since you are also getting live on drugs, it is a pun.
Drunk: I got us some Hpnotiq and a handle of Stoli... we're gonna get drunk!
Stoner: Oh yeah... well I just bought a Q... we're gonna get fuckin' live!
Cokehead: No, you guys... I have a fucking kilo on me right now... we're getting straight Saturday Night Live!
Stoner: Oh yeah... well I just bought a Q... we're gonna get fuckin' live!
Cokehead: No, you guys... I have a fucking kilo on me right now... we're getting straight Saturday Night Live!
by Snowflake 2.0 March 20, 2012
The state of being coked up and stoned, the favored influences under which two large social groups in California- celebrities and surfers, respectively- typically operate.
I've got the same amount of weed and coke gram for gram... put some fuckin' flowers in my hair, 'cause I'm going to California!
by Snowflake 2.0 March 20, 2012
When you snort so much coke that traces remain in your nasal cavity resulting in something of a "perma-drip" or intermittent drips for a period of hours or over the course of an entire day after termination of cocaine usage. Named for the river-like bodies of water formed by glacial erosion of cliffs... the snow melts, and you end up with a fjord running down your post-nasal cavity.
Bradley and I got railed the fuck out on half a ball last night... I've had a fjord going on all day man.
by Snowflake 2.0 March 19, 2012
When you're waiting on a coke deal and can't do anything else until you have safely obtained cocaine... you're frozen in the snow.
Drug addict: I just got 6 bundles, some ketamine, acid, shrooms, a little blow, and some klonapins... ready to party?
Cokehead: I just ordered up a ball, I'm gonna be frozen for about 20 minutes.
Cokehead: I just ordered up a ball, I'm gonna be frozen for about 20 minutes.
by Snowflake 2.0 February 6, 2012
Arbitrarily distributed flakes or small chunks of cocaine, usually not known to exist until an instance of sweet serendipity leads to their discovery.
Cokehead: I thought I was out, but then I found some frosted flakes in my hoodie pocket this morning... they're more than good... they're fucking GREAT!
Junkie: Breakfast of champions...
Junkie: Breakfast of champions...
by Snowflake 2.0 March 22, 2012