2 definitions by Snakier
When a gentleman decides to pleasure his lover by inserting a popsicle into her vagina. After the delicious fruit juices have melted and made a big sticky mess he proceeds to clean her up with his tongue. The contrast in temperature creates a pleasant sensation which leads to an explosive orgasm.
"I really want to do something special for Debbie this year."
"Have you tried popsicle pussy yet?"
"That's perfect, she'll love it!"
I had to remind Cassie to pick up some grape popsicles at the grocery store, those are the best for popsicle pussy.
"Have you tried popsicle pussy yet?"
"That's perfect, she'll love it!"
I had to remind Cassie to pick up some grape popsicles at the grocery store, those are the best for popsicle pussy.
by Snakier October 18, 2010
Similar to a snake in the grass, a snake in the ground is a far snakier snake. They are much harder to spot than their grass-dwelling counterparts and will strike when you least expect it.
"Hey man, keep an eye on that tall grass, could be a snake hidin' there."
"Hell, I ain't worried about some boring grass snake. There could be a snake in the ground right under our goddamn feet!"
"Damn man, you know that Becky my girl's been hanging with?"
"Yeah, Becky, she that older lady right?"
"Shit, it turns out she done Mrs. Doubtfired my ass. Revealed herself to be a man and made off with my girl."
"What a real snake in the ground."
"Hell, I ain't worried about some boring grass snake. There could be a snake in the ground right under our goddamn feet!"
"Damn man, you know that Becky my girl's been hanging with?"
"Yeah, Becky, she that older lady right?"
"Shit, it turns out she done Mrs. Doubtfired my ass. Revealed herself to be a man and made off with my girl."
"What a real snake in the ground."
by Snakier June 1, 2018