4 definitions by Snake75

atkins diet

aka the fatkins diet. This diet consists of fat and meat. You basically walk around all day like zombie and your breath smells like paint chips.

You will see these dieters eating pork rinds and craft singles for snacks. And if they happen to lose control and eat some bread they will beat themselves in the head for about an hour. This type of eating causes extreme water lose, so the dieter pisses every 5 minutes.

This diet is one of those yo-you diets as in "Yo I lost 20lbs, but my heart is the size of a horses heart now."

I've also heard this diet called the "Sourdough Jack Diet".

The typical diet looks like this. One stick of butter for breakfast, pigs feet for lunch and wheel of cheese from Randalls.

by Snake75 June 7, 2005

Milk Baby

A fat person that smells like rotten milk and whose hands are always wet.

That guy is freakin Milk Baby.

by Snake75 June 7, 2005

Fload (Floating Head of Death)

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at

FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.

by Snake75 June 7, 2005

Cheddar Bomb

A rank fart that smells like a rotten wedge of cheddar.

I just dropped a massive cheddar bomb.

by Snake75 June 7, 2005