2 definitions by Smop
| 1. | body massage machine | ||
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1. A machine which massages the body
2. A large black man from the hilarious dubbed GI Joe PSA's 3. A rock band from Anchorage, Alaska Kid 1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid 2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?" Kid 1: "Let's launch over it!" (A Jeep pulls up) G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself* Kid 2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?" G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!" Kid 2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?" G.I. Joe: "Body massage." |
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| 2. | smop | ||
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verb, to suck one's one phallus
etymology: derived from the phrase "sucking my own penis," smopping describes the act of self-fellatio in males person 1: What are you doing in there? Are you masturbating?
person 2: No, I'm smopping! Sucking my own penis. |
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