Smoogles's definitions

Muffinfucker

Lit. someone who performs sexual acts on baked goods. Used to describe somebody with an obsession with baking they wont stop talking about. Also an alternative, mother-friendly term usable in place of "motherfucker" for most purposes.

No, I don't want to hear about your latest loaf of sourdough you absolute muffinfucker.

by Smoogles March 14, 2021