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3 definitions by Smokingwenis

 
1.
fine old female oap's from headington
the 1 with the zimoframe is a damn fine broad
by Smokingwenis April 01, 2003
 
2.
I Damn Ugly Person!!

eewww
F*ck me she's a dog peice!
by Smokingwenis April 01, 2003
 
3.
Somebody with a lisp saying Spliffe
bill up a slosh
by Smokingwenis April 01, 2003