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A small town in south west iowa in adaire county located on hiway 25 south of Greenfield and north of Creston. Macksburg lies to the east of Orient and the two cities share a school district however both towns boast their own fire department and post office. Orient being the larger of the two small towns, houses the school house, one stop sign, a single gas station and a bar across the street from the only restaurant in town.
Small town living in iowa is a reality in Orient. Blink and you might miss it.
by Smokey-Joe February 3, 2019
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Person in jail who is tripping on stuff he can do nothing about, thus further upseting himself.
I will tell you what homes, that dude turns into a stressbox everytime he talks to his old lady on the phone. Jail is not his cup of tea i guess, lets rape him for being such a trip case and fucking off our program.
by Smokey-Joe February 12, 2019
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A cunning girl with a bag of tricks deeper than the grand canyon. Her dishonest ways lead her into bad situations constantly and she blames everyone else in her life for problems she solely created. The depth of her paranoia varies with comfort or potential companionship and her delusions are non-reality based physco babble.
Guy#1). Do you think Aimee Elizabeth is a j-cat?
Guy#2). For sure bro. That bitch is nuttier than a chinese chicken salad.
by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019
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A twacked out person whom has lost control of their bodily functions and flayles about in an inconsistent manner.
Person #1-Damn that fool is lit like a christmas tree.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.
by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019
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1).Exclamation of supprise. 2).Sexual flatulence expelled during intercourse.3).An attempt at farting that results in the shiting of ones paints.
Holy fuck fart Batman, the Joker totally killed your parents in that warehouse explosion.
by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019
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