Definitions by Smitty McDitty

Percentassery 

(n.) A quantitative word describing the single percentage of "assed" force you are emitting when fulfilling a given task. Akin to "half-assed", but much lower in output. ¹

(adj.) Can be used to describe one's low level of desire to complete a task.²

1. She showed her percentassery as she kicked a muffin towards the trash bin in minimal effort to clean.

2. His actions were very percentassery; I could tell that he did not want to be here working today.

Percentassery by Smitty McDitty August 1, 2021

Choc block 

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.

"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."

Choc block by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020