2 definitions by SmexyJaxy

Oh em

It is a figure of speech used when sarcastically trying to say oh really mate? If someone uses this on you, you must reply with Ma or Ha em as it shows respect to the other person and asserts dominance over the other person. Ha em is also used as a reply because the phrase oh em originates from oh Emma. Specifically Emma Watson the absolute reason why boys simp

1: "you look so beautiful today"
2: "Oh em?"
1: "Ha em"

by SmexyJaxy January 29, 2021

Jaxed it

Jaxed it comes from the verb, jax. It is a commonly used phrase which originated from the videogame Fortnite, whenever the player accidentally takes any form of fall damage. Jaxed is now widely used outside of its original context. Usually used when referring to a "fuck up"/"inconvenience" in your day to day life.

"Oh no, I jaxed it"
"My mate can't come out tonight, he's jaxed it"

by SmexyJaxy April 27, 2022