Definitions by Smethwick The 3rd of Assland

Phone in left Hand 

You see something so attractive you must move your phone to your left hand so you can use your mand hand to masturbate.

Often used as a funny joke when someone does something cringeworthy or is being despised by others, for example in a comments section of a video.

Ugh my mom keeps posting embarrassing stuff to the Internet..

Friend: Phone in left hand moment.

Phone in left Hand by Smethwick The 3rd of Assland April 10, 2021

Mollywog

Somebody who becomes so high on Molly they have practically ascended to a higher astral plane.

Look at Dan over there! He's going insane! What a Mollywog.

Mollywog by Smethwick The 3rd of Assland March 7, 2021