3 definitions by Smell the roses
Step-grandad
A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!
2. Step-grandad
Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.
A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!
2. Step-grandad
Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.
by Smell the roses October 1, 2016
An occupation created for people who've failed the Argos exam and find painting by numbers too challenging. Usually carried out by females with trendy Americanized names like Crystal or Brooke but are likely to still live in a council flat
by Smell the roses November 21, 2016
by Smell the roses November 21, 2016