A former slut, who has seen the error of their ways, and converted to smoking pot instead.
Many pornography shops also are known to sell "smoking accessories". There is a reason for this, it's like a one-stop shop for porn, vibrators, smoking accessories, and even incense! Now all the person needs is to contact a good dealer and flee the scene of the "crime".
A good presidential candidate for the United States might make it so that it's no longer illegal to be a pot slut. Otherwise, some parts of Europe are looking pretty good right now for one.
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