Definitions by SmasheD
SmasheD
Someone who plays Battlefield, and only Battlefield and is really really good at it. Is also good at that game called "Real Life". Chick magnet.
Alabama crab dangle
A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.
Alabama crab dangle by Smashed February 24, 2003