3 definitions by Smallplastictree

Douchebrag

That guy. The one that's always posting about his insanely awesome life. If you find one in real life, kill it immediately.

He was being a major douchebrag, carrying on about his incredible vacation in the south of France.

by Smallplastictree August 20, 2015

Menstrual breakdown

Any emotional meltdown that occurs before, after or during a menstruation cycle.

Don't worry about what she said, she's just having a menstrual breakdown.

by Smallplastictree July 15, 2015

Scrutch

To scratch one’s nether regions. Or balls.

The itch in my ball sack was so overwhelming I had to scrutch.

by Smallplastictree March 21, 2018