1 definition by Smaller than peanuts!

the smallest testicle size possible!
Upon graduation due to interaction with the opposite sex, one can increase this size to: golf ball size, and grapefruits. Watermelon size it out of the question, as this is what the average male is trying to conquer.
your testicles are the size of peanuts. When was the last time you approached or even talked to a hottie?
by Smaller than peanuts! September 10, 2003
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