I was going to light my fart on fire at the party, but a few seconds later everyone got hit by my backfire.
by Smackdown Lane June 27, 2006

by Smackdown Lane May 13, 2008

1. "My poncho is soft like a flour tortilla."
2. "Good thing I had a poncho around my boys or they would have fallen out."
2. "Good thing I had a poncho around my boys or they would have fallen out."
by Smackdown Lane July 29, 2006

"If I ever got a paper cut in the tweencho, it would really hurt; that's why I always wear underpants while handling paper products."
by Smackdown Lane July 29, 2006

When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises
by Smackdown Lane July 28, 2006
