3 definitions by Sly Baloney
A Cockgobbler is when a Turkey is impregnated by a redneck Jew boy. Resulting in a new species of Turkey being born with a hunger for man meat, also know as Cock, Penis, Dick, Willy, Pecker, Tally Wacker.
What the fuck is with that Cockgobbler at work he won't stop staring at my dick and licking his lips.
by Sly Baloney November 22, 2017
When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.
by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017
When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.
by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017